Author: Baron Von Ottomatic

A good rule of thumb is that when everyone in Washington agrees on something it's either inane or you better hide your wallet. Of course, there's nothing that will …

With a Democrat taking over the White House and substantial Democratic majorities in both houses of Congress, the full responsibility of decision making rests squarely on the shoulders of …

It seems there were some folks left off the distribution list when they sent that memo detailing how the world loves America again now that Barack Obama has been …

Cowboy diplomacy. Hearts are atwitter now that the days remaining under President Bush's misguided approach to foreign policy can be counted on one hand. Or one-and-a-half hands. Or two …

If you're irked by the thought of folks captured out-of-uniform on the battlefield basking in the Caribbean sun while many in the US brace for another blast of arctic …

Let's face it, the anthropogenic global warming hypothesis is a politician's wet dream. An existential threat to humanity, invisible and insidious, whose computer-predicted effects won't be validated or rejected …

One week after New Year's Day the Fox Network is gracious enough to finally show the final college football game of the year. The BCS Championship between the Florida …

Yes indeedy, OBL is taking the long dirt nap. We'll never find his remains so it can be verified beyond a shadow of a doubt, but nonetheless he's a …

With apologies to Kevin, this may be worthy of an impromptu Caption Contest. A heretofore unnamed man had a bit of an accident boarding a Vail ski lift, leaving …

Perhaps he just longs for a return to the good old days when Europe trembled in fear of the Soviet Union. Russia's version of Dick Cheney - the power …