Author: Baron Von Ottomatic

Whew, thank God it's Friday. Nothing beats knowing that the man sucking another fifty hours from your life is in the rearview mirror for at least two days. It's …

"Oh, now here we go," you're thinking, "Baron's finally crossed the line between your regular wingnut crank and cartoonish super-villainy wingnut." Ooh, a Meat Puppets song. From Too High …

Not to mention The Simpsons. And Ghostbusters for that matter. I still crack up just thinking about the giddy look on Dr. Venkman's face as he's about to administer …

Ahoy all, it's your resident worst writer on the site back again to confound and befuddle you with more meaningless drivel. Now anyone with a lick of pop culture …

No, besides that. Besides that. And that. No, but they do both love themselves some health insurance mandates. Cuba to require medical insurance for visitors Source: Reuters HAVANA, March …

Well this is probably the final coffin nail for Sarah Palin. Americans will tolerate many things from their leaders, but hypocrisy is not one of them. And now Sarah …

You're completely missing the real outrage here. These dealerships were being closed in an effort to bring an automaker Washington essentially owns back to profitability. Lay-offs and shut downs …

Why let a running gag die easy, huh? This is a follow-up on this weekend's post about a noose hanging incident at UCSD. Call me Nostradamus. In an anonymous...

Call me cynical, but this is one of those stories that I just know would be really embarrassing for a lot of people should the truth come out. The …

Saw this over at The Corner: Given the aggregate $7-10 trillion in additional debt envisioned over the next four years, Obama may well become the greatest redistributor in U.S. …