Author: Baron Von Ottomatic

It's a lazy, monkey kickboxing Sunday. I know, once it's on Drudge it's not really news anymore. And, yes, I know orangutans are actually apes. But I'm having trouble...

Would you just look at them. Your typical teabagging mob. Just like Selma. Nothing but angry white faces. The "Seig Heil!" salute is a nice touch as well. Did...

Remember how we all laughed back when I said for all I care Barack Obama could dress up like Lili Von Shtupp and sing show tunes as long as...

Wizbang might be a low seed, but dammit we'd make the dance. And you'd be forced to watch a commercial every two minutes. Who - other than the supremely …

Note: HughS' post actually posted first because I type so slowly what with the low grade dementia and infernal dog driving me to distraction, but great minds clearly think …

Earth Hour 2010 proved to be an unbridled success... ...in North Korea, where every hour is Earth Hour. I'm not saying the green movement wants us all to live …

And having signed the colossal new entitlement, Barack went forth to Iowa and gave unto health reform bill opponents a ready-made campaign slogan. Repeal? Go for it! Awfully sporting …

I reckon we'll be hearing that a lot over these next few months. The classic excuse for a blunder made within reasonable proximity of another party. I know I …

...from President Obama's ass: Hi America, How do I taste? Moderate, post-partisan, and pragmatic - with a subtle bouquet of temperament? Or is it pretty much just ass? I …

After spending all day in the garage tinkering with a new engine for my old pickup yesterday I was beat. Hosed off, spent a couple of hours working on …