Author: Baron Von Ottomatic

Well I reckon if there's one common denominator between Conservative and Liberal it's cancer-phobia. While cancer is no longer the automatic death sentence it used to be, it'll still …

I'll leave the high-brow legal analysis to the experts, but the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw a picture of Elena Kagan was Total Recall....

Without knowing all the facts about today's 1,000+ point swing in the Dow, I think it's fair to assume it was probably the result of some statist Coffee Party …

Shouldn't that be Los Sols? I'm a stinkin' gringo and I know that much. This AP article is funny just because of the obvious slant they're putting on the …

Perhaps in response to the recently disclosed data which shows 2/3 of all campaign cash donated by Wall Street* went to Democrats, dunderpate emeritus Harry Reid today opined that …

Yeah, just like the results of Obama's Iran Engagement Policy and his "bearing witness to history" while thousands of Iranian protesters pleaded for support as they were brutalized after …

I voted Republican because the only good foreigner is one somewhere else with a nuclear-tipped Minuteman targeted in his general vicinity. And the kids really love riding out at...

One thing I never considered before commenting on Temple, TX reinstituting corporal punishment in the local high school was just how Texans' embrace of corporal and capital punishment is …

I wish the state funded billboards at the border when you cross into Texas had that picture on them. This is filed under Breaking News because we don't have...