Author: Baron Von Ottomatic

What would Obama do?  He’d latch on to some focus-group-tested, easily demonized entity d’two minute hate du jour then repeat it time and again until you’re pretty freaking sure …

Is it me or does Obama come across as a total dick?  The black Al Gore.  A huffy, know-it-all, condescending, never-had-a-real-job, won’t-shut-up, blowhard dick. Eat our peas?  F#*& you.  …

Everyone has their own vision of the American Dream but to me it’s the notion that any man with a good idea who’s willing to work hard can be …

It’s deja vu all over again.  The prophecies have been fulfilled.  Break out your bell bottom dungarees, platform shoes, and disco balls because 1978 is back. An aging Larry …

Sometimes it’s easy to forget that being born in America isn’t always winning the lottery of life.  All of us that were born here in the good old USA …

…when some jackass is littering the site with junk posts.

We’ll see who breaks what around here first. First!

Allow me to be the next of what will surely be many right-leaning Internet blowhards jumping on Chicago Police Superintendent Garry McCarthy.  His ham-handed attempt to blame Liberal boogermen …

This is kind of a sad story, but with my sick sense of humor I was stuck with the above title in my head and just couldn't let it …

It's odd how at various times throughout history an otherwise nondescript and inconsequential person has found themselves in a position to influence the world stage.  I'll spare you the …