This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ pays tribute to innovation. Even when it’s ridiculous.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:
1) (guido81_MA) – “Then there was the recoil, and hilarity ensued!”
AND
(Mary Gehman) – “They are armed and extremely strangerous…”
2) (patriciamcc) – “Kamala’s border patrol; see a migrant, fall over, let them go. All part of the plan.”
3) (TheyTukRJobz) – “The Paul Blart Mechanized Infantry Battalion – the scourge of hip urban warfare.”
4)(rodney dill) – “Unfortunately for this Hezbollah unit, Mossad had intercepted the supply line for the Segway delivery.”
5) (ulley) – “This wasn`t the makeover the Hells Angels wanted.”
6) (McGeehee) – “Man, when I was a kid playing Army, we had to carry sticks and ride our tricycles.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Brian Brandt) – “Hells Angels – Martha’s Vineyard Chapter.”
Best Kamala:
(Retired military) – “Kamala “Love those kneepads. I will take 10 dozen in assorted colors””
Best Hidden Gem:
(Porkopolis) – “Segwaying into Totalitarianism”
Best Banter Weight:
(RockThisTown) – ““and . . . you ride in front””
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(RadiCalMan) – “Stop or we’ll shoot our tampon tommies!!!”
Best Reference to a previous caption contest:
(Mary Gehman) – “According to the giant cat last week, these guys are just ‘meals on wheels’…”
Most Inappropriate:
(Joe_Miller) – “It’s the latest sphincter-guided anti-terrorist SWAT team. Terrifying.”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

