It’s Friday and it’s late September which can only mean one thing… It’s time for the Oktoberfest edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
These gurls give water world a whole new meaning.
ACORN’s testing a screening process for new customers.
“C’mon bobby pin…..Pop!”
I see the Cleavage Cam 9000 is working just fine…
Nom…Nom…Nom…Nom….Nom….
“Oh my G–! Did Glenn Beck just throw live Oktoberfest Frauleins into a vat of boiling water?!?!?”
The park management was puzzled at the strange imbalance. The ride was quite popular with women, but it seemed that few men actually boarded the ride, preferring instead to gather near by….
Whatever that is – I’d like to apply to be the czar of it.
Dr. Strangelove’s mineshaft selection process begins:
“And a computer could be set and programmed to accept factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross section of necessary skills.”
Bill’s dream; Hillary’s nightmare.
BEER NUTS!
“This would be more fun if that were beer!”
My wet dream, blonde episode. Sleeping, sleeping…
“Move over girls, I gotta gargle”.
What?
American ingenuity triumphs by changing German Oktoberfests into Oktoberbreasts and charging for it besides.
The Catholic Church tries to attract young people back to the Church by making Baptisms more fun.
Wizbang posts its annual Oktoberbreast photo.
We must be in the Ardennes because I’m totally battling a bulge
Hey Helga, zese bidets are like nussing I’ve
ever seen! Zere is no…. how you say…..
privacy. And how do you turn zem auf?
After Super Bowl, Octoberfest is Kevin’s favorite “holiday”.
Unfortunately, Sophia (second from right) did not get a chance to drink the breast enhancing water.
Got milk?
4 out of 5 frauleins recommend “real” rubber bands to keep your hair in place.
Vunderbras!
Tittie Bidet Committee
The Obamacare anti-H1N1 hand-cleaning mandates (enforced by the IRS) turned out to be more stringent than congress realized.
Kevin: Thanks for the mammaries!
The new heavy petting zoo at Euro Disney.
Canceling the Polish missile defense shield causes unexpected fallout.
Some pictures just don’t need captions.
Yes, Virginia. There is a God.
Stephan Hawkins uses a novel demonstration showing students Newton’s theory on gravity. Proving bodies of different weights will fall to earth at the same speed.
Once again Little Johnny goes to far in his attempt to explain how he would milk a cow.
Hillary Clinton (far left) let’s her hair down.
The Dancing Waters show at Disney World has always been one of my favorites.
Self breast examinations under Obamacare seem to be more fun.
Is it me or is the girl second from the left side missing her legs?
White Trash Splash And Dash
Ompah ta ta’s.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.