Weekend Caption Contest™

24 Comments

1. charles February 20, 2004

   smell that? that’s what happens when you pull my finger.
2. charles February 20, 2004

   so, you’re alex polier. john’s told me a lot about you.
3. Jay Tea February 20, 2004

   “Yes, I once said I wanted to be my dog-faced mistress’ tampon. And yes, I’m still going to be the next king of England. Isn’t the hereditary monarchy wonderful?”

   J.

   (Damn. Charles beat me to the obvious fart joke…)
4. Rodney Dill February 20, 2004

   (Damn. Charles beat me to the obvious fart joke…)

   I was just smiling to myself about that one, Jay Tea.
5. judi February 20, 2004

   After a tough competition~Charles narrows down the finalists in the Camilla Parker~Bowles look~a~like contest.

   The winner proceeds onto the Best in Show competition at Krupps.
6. Rodney Dill February 20, 2004

   Mel Gibson’s Father’s interpretation of the Holocaust

   ‘Du ist ugly, und du must burn, all zee rest may live happily in Poland.”
7. charles February 20, 2004

   all of you at once?
8. Jay Tea February 20, 2004

   “At last, some of my subjects who don’t call me ‘Dumbo!’ I am delighted to make your acquaintance.”

   J.

   (Kevin, I KNOW you picked a ‘pointing finger’ pic JUST to get me… and Rodney, I wouldn’t be surprised if you’d gone looking for one.)
9. Christine February 20, 2004

   Prince Charles auditions the women who will perform with him in the up coming play about the wives of Henry the Eighth. A modern reinterpretation of the Tudor King’s life, it will prominately display a photo of Diana representing Catherine of Aragon.
10. Cranial February 20, 2004

    California Judge:

    “I now pronounce you Wife and Wife, and Wife!”
11. BoiFromTroy February 20, 2004

    CHARLES: “I wore an outfit just like that for Mardi Gras during my Gap Year!”
12. Jay Tea February 21, 2004

    “Camilla and I love your show on the telly. But aren’t there supposed to be five of you?”

    J.
13. Jay Tea February 21, 2004

    “I am very pleased to make the acquaintance of such lovely ladies… EDWARD! You ARE a poofter! Mum will be SO disappointed!”

    J.
14. Jay Tea February 21, 2004

    (Oh, what the hell, I can’t disappoint everyone…)

    “I am the heir to the throne of England. You WILL pull my finger, or it will be off to the Tower with the lot of you!”

    J.
15. Rodney Dill February 21, 2004

    “Ok, but this time YOU’RE Henry VIII and I get to dress up as Anne Bolyn.”

    (Jay, I would love be be able to take credit for submitting this picture, but Kevin seems all too adept at giving us the finger on his own)

    🙂
16. Jalal Abu Jarhead February 21, 2004

    “Mum has a silly-looking hat just like yours!”
17. Kevin February 21, 2004

    I try not to disappoint (Carson Daly excluded).

    🙂

    The John Kerry picture was tempting though. Those are some freakishly long fingers. I think we all know what Alex Polier may have been curious to find out about him…
18. Rodney Dill February 21, 2004

    I was secretly wishing for the Howard Dean as Giant Condom picture, but I new he was already old news.
19. charles February 21, 2004

    i know you were expecting a cigar, but here’s my finger instead.
20. TinkleBelle February 21, 2004

    I’m ROYALTY, deah. I can point and laugh if I bloody well want to!
21. Jay Tea February 22, 2004

    “She that pulleth my finger is rightwise born queen of all England.”

    J.
22. Jay Tea February 22, 2004

    “I think you better re-read Cinderella, your Highness. It’s a ‘glass slipper,’ not an ‘ass ripper.'”

    J.
23. Rodney Dill February 22, 2004

    “Why yes, your highness, I see the British royalty have their own Weapons of Ass Destruction.”
24. Rodney Dill February 22, 2004

    “Of course, actually, you are quite correct, my finger does smell like fish and Chip(s) now.”