The Bonfire of the Vanities returns jacked up on the little blue pills and ready to chill with Hef at the Mansion. Mr. Bonfire was in town to lay down the smack with the ol’ daddy mac and pimp out my Blog Pix Chicks. For some reason ‘ol saggy nuts wants scratch from yours truly instead of the other way around; talk about dissin mah ho’s!!! Never you worry fine sisters, Mr. Bonfire left Hef a little present in his martini… Let’s just say that Hef will be announcing his presence around corners for the next week or so…
The motto this week is “Me So Horny, Me Love You Long Time!.” This weeks entries prove that bloggers ain’t much for shizzlin’ the nizzle if you know what I mean. All of this weeks entries are going to burn like a mo fo.
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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire…
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Damn, I should have entered the post about, you know, the fire in my apartment building. It didn’t really suck, per se, but it sure as hell would have been appropriate.
Damn. Why didn’t I think of that before right now? I suck.
Unfortunately, for the 14th week running, every single post at OTB was pure perfection. I guess I’ll have to start writing some intentionally bad material so that I can hae something to submit!
Thanks for lighting the fire.
Now titivate the area, and sweep up all those ashes! 🙂