This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ featured someone who always brings any and every captioner out! It was really hard to pick winning captions but, as Retired military noted, you ALL won Best “She Who Will Never Be POTUS” this week!
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Mary Gehman) – ““There was a time when I coulda been President…but that train has left the station…””
(Brian Brandt) – “This picture is so depressing. So here’s one I had left over from last week instead.”
AND
(EricSteel) – “When you have dirt on Hillary Clinton, you always need to look over your shoulder.”
2) (Joe_Miller) – “If Guilt had a mascot.”
3) (Porkopolis) – “Carpetbagger”
AND
(Tom Morrow) – ““Watch it, you old bag!”
“That’s ‘old carpetbagger’ to you, peasant!””
4)(ulley) – “Breaking News=Yeti spotted in America.”
5) (Par4Course) – “One crusty old bag carrying another.”
6) (vern bachman) –
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Retired military) – “Man on left to man on right “Hey whats the difference between Hillary Clinton and Vladmir Putin>?’
Man on right “I give up. What?>”
Man on left “Putin actually wins the elections he rigs””
Best Democrats Gone Wild:
(RockThisTown) – “I know what you’re thinking. Did she kill a baker’s dozen people or only a regular dozen? And to tell you the truth, amidst all Bill’s affairs, I kinda lost track myself. But seeing as how I’m the most powerful suicider on the planet, you gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel Lewinsky lucky? Well, do ya punk?”
Best “Yuge and Bigly”:
(cathymv) – “wow…. When they said that Trump trolled Hillary.. I didn’t think that he actually made her into a troll…. epic…..”
Best Banter Weight:
(EricSteel) – “So they asked her opinion about the recent deaths of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, she thinks about it a long time then responds, I don’t think I had anything to do with it, and I have witnesses.”
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(Rodney G. Graves) – “Who let the wicked witch of Chappaqua out?”
AND
(patriciamcc) – “She veritably oozes forth from the train, wrapped in goose down, carrying her bag of tricks, her collection of spells with which she plans to trap the reliably indoctrinated in her web of deceit and corruption. She wields her imagined power on CNN and MS NOW, the cable outlet that spews Chinese propaganda. She is a creature of the left, a vestige of the Saul Alinsky school of anti-Americanism. She is a walking crime against America.”
The Very Rare Too Soon Award:
(Paul Hooson) – “So they asked her opinion about the recent deaths of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, so she thinks about it, then responds. “Well, one was a great inspiration to crossdressers all over, and the other one was Tim Curry”.”
Most Inappropriate:
(rodney dill) – “Hillary: “I’m not a monster, I have the heart of a child… right here in this bag.””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
