This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was inspired by Brian’s…”interests”.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (RockThisTown) – “You had me at ‘I’d like to join the Mile High Club’”
AND
(Mary Gehman) – ““You see the look on my face and yet you keep talking…””
2) (Blues Harper) – “I don’t think you know your Sweeney from a hole in the ground.”
3) (Brian Brandt) – “New York Times: Obama-appointed federal judge orders Sydney Sweeney to gain 100 pounds and get one of those butch haircuts.”
4)(RadiCalMan) – “I’m sorry mam… but you can’t keep those puppies in the passenger cabin, you’ll have to check them in with the luggage compartment!”
5) (Porkopolis) – “Class Act”
6) (cathymv) – “My Name is Karen, don’t you know who I am, I need to see your manager”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(EricSteel) – “Liberal Logic:
Sydney Sweeney is a Republican,
Sydney Sweeney did a commercial talking about her good jeans,
Sydney Sweeney’s initials are SS…
Proof that Donald Trump is literally Hitler.”
Best Democrats Gone Wild:
(Brian Brandt) – “Feminist: “Sydney Sweeney is the personification of the hypersexualization of womanhood by the Male Cis-Gender White Patriarchal Hegemonic Rape Culture using Western Civilization’s Arbitrary Standards of Beauty which control alternative cultures and sexual choices in a proto-violent suppression of safe spaces for resistance to the domination of women’s liberational and intersectional choices.”
Me: Wow, that’s a lot of words for, “Nobody will fuck me.””
Best Banter Weight:
(Joe_Miller) – “Those, sir, are my support animals.”
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(Par4Course) – “I’m the hottest, most important person on this plane. Why am I in a middle seat?”
The Very Rare Too Soon Award:
(rodney dill) – ““Yes, I know Hayden Panettiere, would you like to meet her today?””
Best “She Who is Still Not POTUS”:
(Retired military) – “Hillary “That could have been me in the middle seat but I would never deign to fly in coach with the commoners””
Most Inappropriate:
(vern bachman) – “The face you make when the guy in front of you offers to help you with your seatbelt, and you know he’s got motorboating on his mind.”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
