Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of August 14, 2026

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ allowed you all to use up those Fauci captions-and you did a great job!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Retired military) – “Fauci “No I will not try to assist the WNBA in defining the word woman. Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor. How am I supposed to know what a woman is””

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(vern bachman) –

2) (rodney dill) – “Pushing a load of empty fifth’s out to the curb.”

3) (Porkopolis) – “The best laid schemes o’ Mice an’ Menance …”

4)(Blues Harper) – “What’s the matter Bunky, someone threw your favorite mask away?”

5) (RockThisTown) – “Drs. more trusted than Fauci:
1. Pepper
2. Kevorkian
3. Frankenstein
4. No
5. Evil
6. Dre
7. Demento
8. Strangelove
9. Doom
10. Seuss
”

6) (ulley) – “Man arrested for having sex with a dustbin said It`s just a load of rubbish.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Brian Brandt) – “Two mice walk into a bar.
Mouse 1: “Are you getting the Covid vaccine booster?”
Mouse 2: “No, they aren’t done testing it on humans yet.”
”

Best “Dems Gone Wild”:

(RadiCalMan) – “OHH!…The Biden Years! The administration where little government megalomaniacs could live like gods!”

Best Banter Weight:

(EricSteel) – “The lamentations of their women”

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Where’s that woman that steals trash cans when you really need her???””

Most Inappropriate:

(Joe_Miller) – ““My wife shouldn’t have laughed at me.””

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of August 14, 2026