Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of July 31, 2026

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ highlighted the fact that I could not take looking at Fauci’s face for one more second. Apologies to everyone who had great captions prepared for the little weasel.

I’m introducing a new category this week: Dems Gone Wild.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (EricSteel) – “Harry and Meghan at the next stop of their Worldwide Privacy Tour.”

AND

(Tom Morrow) – “Me!Me!Me!Meghan and Harry, Duke of Cuck taking a selfie, because they have to insert their vain selves into everything. The world could use a little privacy from them.”

2) (Retired military) – “Harry “remember follow the science”

Meagan “And then plead the fifth””

3) (vern bachman) –

4)(RockThisTown) – “Why can’t they just do like Fauci and shut up. . . ?”

5) (patriciamcc) – “Two of the most self-absorbed, publicity-seeking narcissists on the planet pretend to enjoy a group of children they actually loathe for being so beneath them.”

6) (Joe_Miller) – “Even the paparazzi have lost interest.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – “The Photographer Formerly Known As Prince…”

Best “Dems Gone Wild”:

(EricSteel) – “What is more embarrassing? Andrew is your uncle, or Charles is not your father?”

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “Harry later sued his left hand for harassment”

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(RadiCalMan) – “Couldn’t you have moved to Canada?”

Best “Trump’s Fault”:

(cathymv) – “How to lose a Monarchy in 10 days”

Best “She Who is Still Not POTUS”:

(Par4Course) – “Just as Lucretia von Pantsuit will never be President, Harry will never be King.”

Most Inappropriate:

(Brian Brandt) – “Sarah: “Why are you posting another picture of Sydney Sweeney?”
Me: “Because I am profoundly uninterested in Megan and Harry.”
Sarah: “All right, but this is the last time.”
Me: “Wanna bet?”
Sarah: “Well?”
East German judge: “I’m issuing him a yellow card.”
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That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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