Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of June 5, 2026

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ gives me a place to announce that we’ll be starting up a daily open thread here at Wizbang! Bring your friends and neighbors and come discuss the events of the day.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Par4Course) – “The Graham Platner fan club has a minor dispute.”

AND

(RadiCalMan) – “Are you sure that we’re on the Varsity Squad?”

2) (rodney dill) – “The new crack CBS 60 Minutes team seemed to be struggling with the new directions for conducting interviews.”

3) (ulley) – “Breaking News=”Police discover the cocaine heist culprits.”

4)(Joe_Miller) – ““Let’s see how many people we can fit in a phone booth.”

“What’s a phone booth?””

5) (vern bachman) –

6) (Brian Brandt) – “Celebrate Pride Month!”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – “Pyramid Schemes always fail…”

Best Banter Weight:

(McGeHee) – “The Tower of Babblers.”

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Codebanger) – ““Hey, watch the hand!”
“I am watching and that’s not my hand”
”

Best “Trump’s Fault”:

(BluesHarper) – “Everything was fine until Trump Derangement Syndrome hit.”

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(Retired military) – “Girl on top “All this because someone saw a fat guy in a spider costume and thought it would be funny to yell. “Oh look a spider””

Most Inappropriate:

(cathymv) – “If its raining tits, with my luck, I’m gonna get hit with a dick”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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