Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of June 7, 2024

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ highlights one important fact: no matter how often the MSM says Biden is Reaganesque, it’s a complete and utter falsehood, obvious to all but the brainwashed.

On an even sadder note, yetanotherjohn has announced he won’t be posting in the contest anymore because he will be working on an educational opportunity. As the place obviously won’t be the same without him, please wish him well while also reminding him that procrastination is part and parcel of taking courses and we expect him back here every week, rain or shine.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mary Gehman) – “Looks like someone didn’t drink their de-gaffe this morning…

AND

(Blues Harper) – “Jill is no Jeff Dunham.

2) (cathymv) – “Did he or didn’t he…. its like Schrodingers Shit

3) (yetanotherjohn) – “Because Joe didn’t think he had done enough that day to tear down Amerikkka, he decided to moon the veterans.

4)(Rick Adams) –

5) (Acstudent) – “Can we just get this over, Lord?

6) (ulley) – “Watch out Joe incoming mobile phone.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Retired military) – “Biden “Hillary told me to make sure I dodge sniper fire while I am here”

Best Kamala:

(cathymv) – “When Joe asked, who do I have to blow to get out of here, you can see Macrons self defense move

Best Hidden Gem:

(RadiCalMan) – “It’s a good thing that Chevy Chase isn’t on Saturday Night Live anymore!

Best Banter Weight:

(McGeehee) – “Nah, y’see, his stutter makes him sit down that way.

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(yetanotherjohn) – “The A$$hole is a true engineering marvel. It can both pass and retain solids, liquids and gases. It looks like Joe isn’t even much of an A$$hole.

Best “Where’s Jackie?”:

(RockThisTown) – “Joe demands 10% for the U.S. saving France’s arse.

Best “She Who is Still Not POTUS”:

(rodney dill) – “Jill: “Joe stop looking at my knees, I’m not Hillary, my boobs are up on my chest.”

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(Retired military) – “Biden “Where are we? Some old folks home? Why are all these old fucks here wearing those funny hats? Where’s my pudding? I was told there would be pudding.
Women with big tits holding beer steins would be better or wearing fishnets. I like fishnets. So would budgies. I love budgies. Or little girls holding golf clubs. But at the very least I want some pudding. My word as a Biden”

Most Inappropriate:

(Brian Brandt) – “Biden: “Why aren’t you at Hunter’s gun trial?”
Dr. Jill: “He was hitting on me.”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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