Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of May 24, 2024

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ just confirms again that Sloppy Joe and Hilldog always bring the love.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Paul Hooson) – “Biden’s favorite pickup line?: “My uncle was eaten by cannibals!”.

(Joe_Miller) – “Didn’t we already caption Prince Charles and the lizard?

2) (ulley) – “Breaking news=The president is fitted with an Air Bag.

(Patrick_McHargue) – “Just checking for weapons.

3) (Rick Adams) – “Ugh. Suddenly I’ve lost my appetite.

(guido81_MA) – “Fine, frisk me, but I have no reason to suicide you. Yet.

4)(patriciamcc) – “Well, she’s no ten-year-old, she’s fat and she doesn’t smell good but a grope is a grope, a feel is a feel. Got to seize the moment,

(Acstudent) – “Pardon me, Joe. Seriously, pardon me before Trump takes office.

5) (RadiCalMan) – “Hey Hillary, I’m thinking of dropping cackles as VP for you and your cancles.

(Par4Course) – “Biden takes delivery of his Hillary Clinton blow up doll.

6) (yetanotherjohn) – “Hillary hasn’t had this much action since Bill got blind drunk and didn’t realize it was her.

(Blues Harper) – “Karma – getting even with both of them.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(RockThisTown) – “It’s all fun & games until someone is never elected president.

The Hidden Gem Award:

(Tom Morrow) – “The real bullet the Tigress of Tuzla dodged.

Best Kamala:

(914) – “Joe selects his new VP as Kamala sucks her new?? —– Fill in the questionnaire unfiltered blank answer below if you wish. . Haha


Best Throbbing Mattress Kitten:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Come to papa, you throbbing cankle kitten…”

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “1 Lemon
2 Golf ball thru a water hose
3 Bong

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(rodney dill) – “Hillary: “How would you like a washed up, old, but highly qualified running mate?”
Joe: “I just didn’t know that Bill was available.”

Best “Where’s Jackie?”:

(cathymv) – “Joe!! I am not your parachute and we are not jumping out of Airforce one!

Best “She Who is Still Not POTUS”:

(McGeehee) – “Hillary likes meeting with the only person who remembers her presidency.

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(Retired military) – “Where are a bunch of people throwing tomatoes when you need them?

Most Inappropriate:

(Mary Gehman) – ““My thong just snapped, my cankles are killing me, and this putz just unhooked my bra…I’m really having a bad day…”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of May 31, 2024