Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of May 17, 2024

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was a nice, innocent photo of people throwing tomatoes. So, of course, we have a plethora of inappropriate captions.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Joe_Miller) – “The new portrait of King Charles isn’t so bad.

(cathymv) – “Upon seeing King Charles portrait of him all in red, the brits were reminded of his desire to be Camilla’s tampon… and the Red war began…

2) (Blues Harper) – “You know it’s not a Biden rally – too many people.

(Paul Hooson) – ““We may not have great sweatpants and horns to wear upon our loins, but we’re a proud people!”.

3) (Codebanger) – “See? This is what happens when you let the porno shoots book Congressional hearing rooms.

(McGeehee) – ““You can’t go to a tomato-throwing riot without a Norwegian accent,” said the President.

4)(RadiCalMan) – “Now, this is what campus protests used to look like!

(RockThisTown) – ““I mean, you got the first mainstream Tomato-American, he’s bright red & pummeled, he’s athletic, and a nice-looking guy. That’s storybook man.”

5) (Porkopolis) – “🎵…Tomayto…Tomahto…Tomayto…Tomahto🎵

(Brian Brandt) – “The Harvard graduation ceremony was going smoothly, until somebody pulled out a Palestinian flag.

6) (Rick Adams) – “Try that in a small town.

(Mary Gehman) – ““…It’s just a flesh wound…”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Retired military) – “All this because Dan Qualye spelled tomato with an E???

AND

(rodney dill) – “I guess the President of Iran isn’t going to make the event this year.

AND

(yetanotherjohn) – “Peace was never an option … just your choice of weaponry.


Best Kamala:

(McGeehee) – ““Who do I have to blow to — ?” splatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplat

Best Hidden Gem:

(vern bachman) –

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “Yetanotherjohn’s posts are the metaphorical Metamucil fiber of the Caption Contest: adds bulk, lacks any nutritional value, and provides a satisfyingly empty feeling at the ‘end.’

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(yetanotherjohn) – “This just in, Raisi says he has information implicating the Clintons and Boeing.

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(Retired military) – “Biden “we can distract the public from the horrible job we are doing by having games like ancient Rome did. The contests could be things like throwing vegetables at rural farmers, have looting contests at local malls, see who can throw empty water jugs the farthest and still hit a cop, beating babies of conservative couples with a golf club, push red electric cars around a track on cloudy days wearing dog costumes, see how many bogus charges against Trump that a DA can get past a grand jury, people getting eaten by cannibals . . Man I got a million ideas for this. It could be a big fucking deal. My word as a biden”

Most Inappropriate:

Any and all “monthly visitor” comments.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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