Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of May 11, 2024

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ probably set some records. I’m sure your mothers would be so proud!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mary Gehman) – ““…That is one HUGE Penis Fly Trap…!!!”

(yetanotherjohn) – “Don’t worry, I know how to make her scream and run away.

2) (Retired military) – “McConnell finally found someone who is a bigger pussy than him

(RockThisTown) – “How Judge Merchan sees Stormy Daniels.

3)(Rick Adams) – ““What’s wrong with her? She’s beautiful. She’s rich. She’s got huge…tracts of land”

(Kenny Moore) – “Unconditional see-under.

4)(ulley) – “Is that an eagles nest up there.

(vern bachman) –

5) (Par4Course) – “Do you see what I see?

(Paul Hooson) – “A 50 foot woman has a housefire. So, she pulls down her panties and puts it out before the fire department got there.

6) (RadiCalMan) – “Is that Stormy Daniels??? She has no shame and likes to let guys look up her skirts!

(Joe_Miller) – “King Charles COULD BE a tampon.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Brian Brandt) – “If we find my car keys we can drive out.

Best Hidden Gem:

(McGeehee) – “Attack of the 50-foot WHAT!!??

Best Banter Weight:

(yetanotherjohn) – “We post more captions before 6 AM than most people do all weekend.

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Blues Harper) – “That’s nothing. You should see the walleye statue in Minnesota.

Best “Where’s Jackie?”:

(RockThisTown) – “Would you like to supersize your Trunalimunumaprzure?

Best “She Who is Still Not POTUS”:

(rodney dill) – “Well they got Hillary’s butt size right, but the cankles are way too small.

Least Inappropriate:

(patriciamcc) – “If only there was an end to the wars in Ukraine and Israel and people would celebrate like the couple in that iconic photo. But they wouldn’t. They would protest whoever won and whoever lost because the most virulent protesters are catastrophically ignorant of history. Young people today would be unable to grasp the glory of the moment that captured that photo in 1945. Long live that statue in San Diego. Soon it will be vandalized. You can count on that. Not funny. I know.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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