Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of April 26, 2024

Sorry this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is late. Complicated business.

Actually, we went to the opening night of the Stones tour which was epic.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (yetanotherjohn) – “Wait until they find out the jail doesn’t have Evian nor organic kale.

(rodney dill) – “What do we want?
We don’t know!
When do we want it?

2) (Joe_Miller) – “Tune in Friday for the most boring episode of “Cops” you’re ever going to see.

(Retired military) – “Cop “who the fuck is still wearing masks???”

3) (Par4Course) – “Police raid the real tortured poets’ department.

(RadiCalMan) – “My parents spent $60,000 this year and all they got was this stupid Hamas poster to show for it!

4)(Nipperdoodle) – “🎵 Bad boys, bad boys
What ‘cha gonna do
What ‘cha gonna do
When they come for you?🎶

(Kenny Moore) – “Our chants are useless – they brought irony shields.

5) (TheyTukRJobz) – ““You can’t arrest us… we’re WHITE!”

(Porkopolis) – “Gas Gaza Lighting

6) (vern bachman) –

(ulley) – “This is the last fancy dress party we are coming to dressed as police.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – “All of a sudden, the little girl throwing a hissy-fit at the golf course seems mature and rational…

Best Kamala:

(McGeehee) – ““Who do I have to blow to get a blow job?”
“Are you an unemployed hairstylist?”
“Yeah, let’s go with that.”

Least Inappropriate:

(patriciamcc) – “The inmates attempt to take over the asylum and win because the pseudo powers-that-be are abject cowards..

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Rick Adams) – ““I’m a professor of economics!”

Best “Where’s Jackie?”:

(RockThisTown) – “If you just think of the cops as Papua New Guineans & the students as Uncle Bosies . . . it all makes sense.

Best “She Who is Still Not POTUS”:

(cathymv) – “I think the short fat one in the back is hillary….lets go in batons swinging!!!

Best Banter:

(914) – “George Takei does not approve of this message!!
Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(yetanotherjohn) – “I say we release some alligators in there and the protestors can explain their position to them.

Most Inappropriate:

(Brian Brandt) – “You have the right to remain silent . . . until I start your beat down with this baton.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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