Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of March 15, 2024

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ provided a side by side comparison of the current era versus the 80s. Nothing more need be said.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Porkopolis) – “In the audience, Christopher Walken can be seen leaning over to his date and whispering:

“I think it can use more cowbell.”


(vern bachman) –

2) (Brian Brandt) – “Fani Willis books a nightclub for all the men she’s had affairs with to celebrate the judge allowing her to stay on the Trump case.

(Nathan Wade picked up the tab.)

3) (Joe_Miller) – “How many circles of hell are there again?

4)(McGeehee) – “The concession stand quickly sold out of Good & Plenty® candies.

5) (cathymv) – “Looks like they are making a new rendition of Material Girl… without the hag in the sequined onsie.

6) (RockThisTown) – “Whoa, oh, oh sweet Ken o’mine . . . .

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor21) – “This Pepto Bismol ad is epic!” (Thank you, everyone!)

Best Banter Weight:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Your answer mirrors Musk’s response to Don Lemon when he asked for the sun, the stars, the earth, the moon and three ponies from Elon Musk.

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Rick Adams) – “Movie about female empowerment.

Male lead sings at the Oscars.

Seems about right.

Best “Where’s Jackie?”:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Bidden: See, photographic proof that I sang a solo while Elvis played guitar.

Best “She Who is Still Not POTUS”:

(Mary Gehman) – ““At least I look better than Hillary would in this pink pantsuit…”

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(Retired military) – “And the winner of best song written by a diversity VP pick (played by Slash and company) is “Budgies landed on Swedish dancing girls chasing a groundhog and Hillary will never be President” by Kamala Harris

Most Inappropriate:

(rodney dill) – “Ken: “Why don’t you ever see a pregnant Barbie?”
Slash: “because you come in a different box.”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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