Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of March 1, 2024

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ demanded a photo of the man who opened the border visiting the border to pretend he didn’t open it. You all didn’t disappoint.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Blues Harper) – “Biden: “I taught Wile E. Coyote everything he knows.”

(Retired military) – “Biden “busy lately?”

Agent. “busier than Kamala at a gloryhole convention”

2) (vern_bachman) –

(Rick Adams) – ““And the award for most fist-bumps to incoming MS-13 members goes to…”

3) (RockThisTown) – ““Hey, I appreciate you guys doing the jobs Americans just won’t do. I mean, not many people would allow fentanyl, rampant crime & human trafficking to go on.”

(Porkopolis) – “It’s Not Easy Bein’ Green

4)(Mary Gehman) – ““I’m so glad to finally meet a dog-faced pony shoulder…”

(rodney dill) – ““Cartel problems… Yea I’m having communication problems with my car phone too.”

5) (Patrick_McHargue) – ““With the training we’ve gifted you with, you can now find meaningful work as a greeter at Walmart”

(RadiCalMan) – “I came down here to see if I could pick up some fresh Parmesan cheese for my boy Hunter.

6) (cathymv) – “I look like I care, but that’s just because someone is taking my photo.

(Brian Brandt) – “Pee Wee’s big adventure.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Joe Bidden congratulates doorman for keeping the door wide open.

Least Inappropriate:

(TheyTukRJobz) – ““Well, Mr. President, you need to go fuck yourself.”

Best Banter Weight:

(McGeehee) – ““I’m not as limber as I used to be, but I’ll give it a try.”

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Kenny Moore) – “Send confiscated cocaine straight to the White House.

Best “Where’s Jackie?”:

(patriciamcc) – “Biden is telling those eagle scouts all about how he was top of his class in law school, how he beat Corn Pop, marched with MLK & Nelson Mandela, & how the female secret service agents loved to watch him swim in the nude. What a guy!

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(Retired military) – “Biden “so seen any undocumented weather forecasting ground hogs today?

Most Inappropriate:

(Joe_Miller) – ““The secret to border control. Good sex.”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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