Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of November 24, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the start of the holiday season. Hope you all had a better weekend than the dough guy.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Porkopolis) – “Who had Papa Smurf vs Pillsbury Doughboy MMA Fighting on their Bingo Card?

(yetanotherjohn) – “It takes a village to put Hillary’s pantsuits on.

2) (vern bachman) –

(Rick Adams) – “SOON.

3) (2klbofun) – “NYC erupted into chaos when pro Palestinian protesters excoriated Macy’s for celebrating a Bris.

(Joe_Miller) – ““Try to hold him until the Ghostbusters get here!”

4)(Brian Brandt) – “The ‘Hamas Fighter’ balloon from the Detroit Area Public Schools Marching Band glued itself to the street in protest.

(BluesHarper) – “Horror movies just aren’t what they used to be.

5) (Retired military) – “Worker in white “More air , more air”

Worker in blue “How much more?”

Worker in white “When you have the same as the amount of air that keeps AOC’s head upright then that should do it”

Woker in blue “We’re gonna need a bigger air truck”

(RadiCalMan) – “It’s getting really bad in NYC, even the Pillsbury Dough Boy can’t walk down Broadway without getting mugged!

6) (RockThisTown) – “‘Bake me a blue cake or I’ll slap you silly, you Smurfaphobe!”

(ulley) – “It wasn`t the Blow Job the workers had hoped for.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – ““Careful Papa Smurf, you’ll likely get a yeast infection.”


(Mary Gehman) – “Unlike Biden, The Pillsbury Doughboy is doing his part to combat inflation…

Best Kamala:

(KennyMoore) – “Papa Smurf looks so happy. He must have just gotten blown.

Best Banter Weight:

(RockThisTown) – ““Well I’m looking for the HLM (Hamas Lives Matter) Bake Sale.”

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(McGeehee) – “As God is my witness, I thought Thanksgiving Day parade balloons could fly.

Best “Where’s Jackie?”:

(Blues Harper) – “Doing the Biden is now a thing?

Best Reference to Hillary (who will never be POTUS):

(Retired military) – “Here we have the NY thanksgiving day rendition of Hillary Clinton at the 911 speech where she was tossed into the van like a sack of potatoes.

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(yetanotherjohn) – “It took three beer tent servers to inflate him, if you know what I mean.

Most Inappropriate:

(TheyTukRJobz) – “Papa Smurf about to go blue on the Doughboy’s buns.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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