Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of November 3, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that Melania Trump was such a classy, elegant First Lady. Now we have Jill on Halloween.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (cathymv) – “Only Joe Biden can make us regret that Hillary isn’t president…..

2) (ulley) – “Malice in Wonderland.

3) (McGeehee) – “Beware the grabberwock, my daughter
His mouth that drools, his nose that sniffs
Stay clear of the phony Dr. Jill
And that damn pencil-neck Adam Schiff

4)(rodney dill) – ““You want some Bud Light… the LGBTQ community sent us a ton of that crap.”

5) (Joe_Miller) – “I don’t know quite how, but I’m pretty sure this involves influence peddling and money laundering.

6) (TheyTukRJobz) – “Jill: “Don’t let him sniff you!”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – ““…wanna see my Halloweenie…???”

Least inappropriate:

(RockThisTown) – “Wait, you live in Gaza? Here’s more candy for you!
And you live in Ukraine? Here’s even more candy for you!
And you live in Israel? You get a normal amount.

Best Banter Weight:

(KaptainKrude) – ““One more hour of Biden”

sounds like the latest blues song…

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Kenny Moore) – ““I got a pronoun.”
“I got a crack pipe.”
“I gotta get out of here before he sniffs my hair again.”

Best “Where’s Jackie?”:

(Retired military) – “Biden “let’s see how much candy you have. Oh lookie. You haven’t given your 10% to the big guy yet”

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(yetanotherjohn) – “If wizbang is going to start showing Joe again I am going to need more beer. Where are last week’s waitresses?

Most Inappropriate:
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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