This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ wasn’t lacking for inappropriate comments.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Rick Adams) – “♫ Oh, ♫ My love, ♫ My darling, ♫ I’ve hungered for your touch. ♫”
2) (Patrick_McHargue) – “So handsome! Too bad we’re not related.”
3) (Joe_Miller) – “Find a woman who looks at you like she looks at her brother.”
4)(McGeehee) – “Ilhan’s always had a thing for Eddie Munster.”
5) (yetanotherjohn) – “There is only one real man in this photo … the rest are all democrats so who knows if they think they are a man or a woman this week.”
(Lex Ruggiero) – “The only man with balls in the circus.”
6) (RadiCalMan) – “Oh Matt, you so want to date me, not that bitc# AOC.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Brian Brandt) – “Q: What’s worse than closing down the U.S. Government?
A: Not closing down the U.S. Government.”
(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here for a set of matching knee-pads for my hijab…””
Best Banter Weight:
(cathymv) – “Holy effin ouch…. but that made me snort”
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(TheyTukRJobz) – “Omar: O Matt, Matt, wherefore art thou Matt?
Deny thy Speaker and refuse thy party.
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
And I’ll no longer be a Democrat.”
Best “Where’s Jackie?”:
(Retired military) – “Gaetz “and the Biden administration is charging Americans to be taken out of Israel”
Omar “Well the $6B for Iran has to come from somewhere””
(patriciamcc) – “My hero! The only guy in the House who knows or cares that we are $33t in debt w/ a yearly deficit of at least $2t. He would NOT have ind melded with Pelosi to pass that obscene “debt ceiling” bill. The only guy in the House who might actually impeach Biden, Garland, Wray & Mayorkas. The only guy in the House who might do something about the ongoing invasion of 9 millions illegals over our southern border. The guy who should become Speaker.”
Best Reference to a previous caption contest:
(rodney dill) – “Omar frantically trying to summon the Jihad budgies.”
(KaptainKrude) – “From left to right: “Geez, that Gaetz fella sure ripped a smelly one, although I never heard it.”
“Geez, that fella behind me sure did rip a powerful one. I can smell it even this far away!”
“Vapors… so… strong… Must remain… conscious… to make my vote… count… for the little guy…. and for…. the Big Guy….”
“What a perfect day! I’ve raised taxes for everyone, I’m looking FABULOUS in white, so much so that I’ve brought honor to my brother/husband, and I ripped a perfect big one, and if I play my cards right, I’ll blame it on Gaetzy boy! Life is sweet!””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.