Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of September 29, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was brought to you by the DNC. Enough said.

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The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Joe_Miller) – “If you’re trying to impress the ladies, the gold bar goes in the front of your underwear, Bob.

(rodney dill) – “Looking for Mr. Goldbar.

2) (BluesHarper) – “No worries – I’m a democrat.

(Par4Course) – “The only honest one in this picture is the potted plant.

3) (ulley) – “Love the flack Jacket and matching wellies.

(RockThisTown) – “Their story seems to have some holes in it.

4)(KaptainKrude) – “Things getting a little confused down Fetterman way.

(cathymv) – “I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Wildenstein

5) (Kenny Moore) – “I can’t have a fair trial in New York due to massive press and social media attention. I demand a change of venue to a fair, unbiased court in Egypt.

(RadiCalMan) – “I like my women “Wild & Wooly”, just like my financial dealings!

6) (vern bachman) –

(Retired military) – “Instead of Batman and Robin New Jersey gets Fat man and Rabbit

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Oh…this old thing??? It’s from the Crack Whore Collection at Walmart…”

Best “Jill Biden’s Fashion Tips”:

(TheyTukRJobz) – “Further proof that corrupt Democrats’ wives look like retired hookers, even when they’re not wearing fishnet stockings.


(McGeehee) – “At long last, a political wife with even worse fashion sense than Doctor Jill.

Best Rare Too Soon award:

(Brian Brandt) – “Mrs. Menendez, if you can’t afford nice clothes, there’s a sale going on right now for some of Senator Feinstein’s used things.

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Rick Adams) – “I’ve never been able to read his name without thinking, “Bob Mendacious.”

Best Hunter:

(RadiCalMan) – “Hey Dear, will you be my Hunter and I’ll be your “Big Guy”!

Best Halloween:

(Retired military) – “Here at the Senate Halloween ball we see Senator Menedez dressed in his money laundering costume while is wife is killing the crack hooker costume.

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(rodney dill) – “It’s all shits and giggles until the budgies come home to roost.

Most Inappropriate:

(yetanotherjohn) – “MILNF

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of September 29, 2023