This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that standards exist so the left can lower them.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (RockThisTown) – “Cause every girl crazy ’bout a tarp-dressed man”
(Brian Brandt) – “I’m here to chew gum and turn the Senate into a third world shithole . . .
. . . and I’m all out of gum.”
2) (Paul Hooson) – ““Some day you will wear the Big Boy pants”.”
(Rick Adams) – ““In much of Europe and the Americas during the 19th and early 20th centuries, shorts were worn as outerwear only by young boys until they reached a certain height or maturity. When boys got older, typically around puberty, they would receive their first pair of long trousers. This produced the perception that shorts were only for young boys. Because of this, men would not wear shorts to avoid looking immature, even when the weather is hot.””
3) (TheyTukRJobz) – “Yes, Senator, we’ll donate to your campaign and to your favorite charities but only if you stop wearing our name brand clothes.”
(BluesHarper) – “But he speaks fluent Biden.”
4)(Joe_Miller) – ““Senator, your father Hagrid is in town and would like to see you.””
(Porkopolis) – “Schlub Bub”
5) (rodney dill) – ““Youuu Raaaang!””
(yetanotherjohn) – “Fettermania”
6) (McGeehee) – ““Did all of your proper clothing get left behind at Burning Man?”
“UUURRRRRHHHHHH!!! FIRE BAD!!!””
(Par4Course) – “Slobs Rule!”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Mary Gehman) – “Fetterman…where IQ and GQ meet at their lowest point…”
Best Kamala:
(Retired military) – “Fetterman “So who do I have to blow again?””
Best “Jill Biden’s Fashion Tips”:
(patriciamcc) – “Sasquatch alert! A hairless vision in rags walks the halls of Congress.”
Best Banter Weight:
(cathymv) – “I think I hear Kampala screaming in the distance… Me…..me…pick me…..”
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(KaptainKrude) – ““… so then when you’re ready, you take the rock and toss it so that it can land on the next number. Once you do that, you hop to that number from box to box until you ultimately land on that number. Then you go back to the starting line, and aim for the next highest number. Got it?”
So, uh, you appear to think this guy I’m replacing is rather slow, eh?
“Yes. Now, when AOC says that she just wants to hopscotch around, you can just…” rest of dialogue hidden by traffic.”
Best Hunter related caption:
(yetanotherjohn) – “On the up side, he does tend to wear more clothes than Hunter.”
Best Reference to a previous caption contest:
(McGeehee) – ““Leader Schumer says you can dress as you like on the Senate floor, but you still can’t bite the heads off live budgies.””
Most Inappropriate:
(ulley) – “Breaking News Fetterman arrested for smuggling rare Hairy Caterpillar into the country.”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
