Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of August 11, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates Karma. Special shout out to yetanotherjohn for going above and beyond to prevent me from having to post a Biden photo next week.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Kaptain Krude) – “They look bored. They must be watching a soccer match.

AND

(vern bachman) –

2) (Par4Course) – “US Women’s Soccer Team listening to the National Anthem.

3) (Porkopolis) – “Trans-fixed.

4)(guido81_MA) –

5) (McGeehee) – “USWNT takes the field against an even more challenging opponent: the Myrtle Street Park Pee-Wee Soccer All-Stars, winners of the Southside Recreation District Participation Trophy eight years running.

6) (BluesHarper) – “Talk about being put out of our misery.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Paul Hooson) – “Well, at least they had a gay old time.

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “When they get older that can be the 8 women of menopausal skanks –

Itchy
Bitchy
Sleepy
Sweaty
Cranky
Bloated
Psycho
All Dried Up

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(RadiCalMan) – “🎶 We aren’t the champions, my friends
And we’ll go down whimpering in the end
We aren’t the champions
We aren’t the champions
No time for losers
‘Cause we aren’t the champions…anymore!🎶

Best “Where’s Jackie?”:

(Rick Adams) – ““That’s Bidenomics.”

Best “Throbbing Mattress Kitten”:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Stay away from me you throbbing, astroturf kittens.

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(cathymv) – “These are not the scottish dancing girls anyone is looking for

AND

(Mary Gehman) – “Something tells me we’re not in BarbieLand anymore…

Most Inappropriate:

(RockThisTown) – “Rapinoe . . . “Scuse me, while I kick this out.”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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