Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of August 4, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ makes you wonder why a generation that produced the P_$$y riot loves a doll that feeds into negative female body image. Oh yeah-it’s “in” so it’s okay.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (yetanotherjohn) – “MILF … Mattels I’d like to forget.

2) (RockThisTown) – “The correct term for a group of Barbies? Biden.
“Look! It’s a ‘Biden of Barbies’!”

3) (Rick Adams) – “Not pictured: Oil Rig Barbie, Stonemason Barbie, Crane Operator Barbie, Electrical Power Line Installer Barbie.

4)(ulley) – “The new FBI casual dress takes a worrying turn.

5) (RadiCalMan) – “My momma’ used to say, “A box of Barbies is like a box of chocolates, you never know what yer’ gonna’ get!”

6) (Joe_M) – “Where’s DEI Barbie?

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Retired military) – “I was surprised to find that “Trailer Park Barbie” doesn’t come with bruising on her body

Then I realized battery not included

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “Shouldn’t that be “A Sniff of Barbies.”

Best “Throbbing Mattress Kitten”:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Come to GI Joe…you throbbing mattress kittens…”

Most Inappropriate:

(TheyTukRJobz) – “Which one is the “Fetch you a beer and give you head while you’re drinking it” Barbie?


(Porkopolis) – “Ken off to the side jealously laments his ‘missing parts’: WTF?!?

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Caption Contest™ will debut on Friday.

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