This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ makes you wonder why a generation that produced the P_$$y riot loves a doll that feeds into negative female body image. Oh yeah-it’s “in” so it’s okay.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (yetanotherjohn) – “MILF … Mattels I’d like to forget.”
2) (RockThisTown) – “The correct term for a group of Barbies? Biden.
“Look! It’s a ‘Biden of Barbies’!””
3) (Rick Adams) – “Not pictured: Oil Rig Barbie, Stonemason Barbie, Crane Operator Barbie, Electrical Power Line Installer Barbie.”
4)(ulley) – “The new FBI casual dress takes a worrying turn.”
5) (RadiCalMan) – “My momma’ used to say, “A box of Barbies is like a box of chocolates, you never know what yer’ gonna’ get!””
6) (Joe_M) – “Where’s DEI Barbie?”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Retired military) – “I was surprised to find that “Trailer Park Barbie” doesn’t come with bruising on her body
Then I realized battery not included”
Best Banter Weight:
(rodney dill) – “Shouldn’t that be “A Sniff of Barbies.””
Best “Throbbing Mattress Kitten”:
(Mary Gehman) – ““Come to GI Joe…you throbbing mattress kittens…””
Most Inappropriate:
(TheyTukRJobz) – “Which one is the “Fetch you a beer and give you head while you’re drinking it” Barbie?”
AND
(Porkopolis) – “Ken off to the side jealously laments his ‘missing parts’: WTF?!?”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Caption Contest™ will debut on Friday.
