Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of June 9, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ salutes the assumption of blue city mayors that a dumb mascot will make people want to do something they hate.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (yetanotherjohn) – “Brown Bins Matter.

(Brian Brandt) –

2) (Patrick_McHargue) – “WTF am I looking at? Politics for 4 year-olds?

Tom Morrow) – ““We’re now a sanctuary city for garbage.”

3) (Joe_Miller) – ““I like big bins and I cannot lie…”

(RadiCalMan) – “I’m making David Dinkins look good!

4)(Retired military) – “Mayor Adams gives his support to the latest democrat frontrunner for President in 2024.

(ulley) – “Breaking news Mayor denies moonlighting as a dustman.

5) (guido81_MA) – “Give me your wretched refuse yearning for free stuff. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I’ll tax the rich ’til they ain’t rich no mo’.

(RockThisTown) – ““Mr. Mayor, what are Scrappy’s pronouns?”

6) (Porkopolis) – “Q.Why did the tomato in the Kompost bin turn red?
A. It transgingered

(rodney dill) – “2 weeks from now 40 trashcans will be trying to shake you down for $20 for having your picture taken with them at Times Square.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(McGeehee) – “I can’t imagine a more apt mascot, unless it was on fire.

Best Kamala:

(Retired military) – “Adams thought bubble “Who do I have to blow to get off the stage with this idiotic trashcan ”
Trashcan thought bubble “Who do I have to blow to get off the stage with this idiotic mayor

Best Banter Weight:

(Rick Adams) – “E/Coli.

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Brian Brandt) – “The dumpster walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Have you seen my twin brother?”
The bartender says, “What’s he look like?”

Best “Where’s Jackie?”:

(RockThisTown) – “After hearing of Adams’ plan, Joe said, “C’mon man. Composting is cool. Except my family doesn’t compost green stuff; we launder it. No joke.”

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(cathymv) – “The only thing missing from this photo is Joe Biden tripping into the garbage can

Most Inappropriate:

(Paul Hooson) – “I hate to say it, but that terrible mascot just set back the civil rights movement at least 100 years!

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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