Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of April 21, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us how serious the Democrat leaders’ are about addressing crime and its impacts on victims and their families.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (McGeehee) – “There once was a pol from New York
Who could never put down a fork
After eating chili dogs
He produced some logs
And put his adult diaper to work

(Mary Gehman) – ““…press one for english…press two for Biden’s gibberish…press three for malarkey…”

2) (KaptainKrude) – “And I thought Ozzy Osbourne was hard to understand!

(RadiCalMan) – “The Demoncrats are receiving their daily playbook instructions:

It’s all Trump’s fault and Russia, Russia, Russia!

3) (RockThisTown) – “Jerry discovers Door Dash.

(guido81_MA) – “Flash the Bat Signal, The Penguin & Catwoman are up to no good.

4)(Kenny Moore) – “Just going online to Bragg how much we care about your children being murdered.

(BluesHarper) – “I knew they couldn’t be using their own brains.

5) (patriciamcc) – “The brain trust of the House playing Pokemon.

(cathymv) – “I see the woke leftists in Hollywood remaking of the Blob sucks

6) (Bee Capu) –

(ulley) – “If synchronized sleeping at meetings was an olympic event the USA would win the gold medal everytime.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(retired military) – “These three make me rethink my stance on abortion

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “Both: “WTF is my picture doing on WizBangBlog?”

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Paul Hooson) – ““I wonder what sort of crappy Paul Hooson jokes are on the caption contest this week?”.

Best “Throbbing Mattress Kitten”:

(yetanotherjohn) – “For him, she is all the throbbing mattress kitten he can handle … or deserves.

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(retired military) – “I hope these aren’t Swedish dancing girls I heard about

Most Inappropriate:

(yetanotherjohn) – “The eskimos used to send their old people out to sea on a drifting iceberg … I’m just sayin’ we can learn stuff from indigenous people.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of April 21, 2023