This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates April Fool’s Day. Enough said.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Paul Hooson) – “Shakespeare In Law?”
(ulley) – “It looks like he was travelling faster Downhill than your career.”
2) (Porkopolis) – “Easter Ski Bunny Adds a Pair of Nuts to Her Egg Basket”
(Mary Gehman) – “…and on the next episode of ‘Law and Order: Ski Victims Unit’…”
3) (patriciamcc) – “Twp people no one should pay one bit of attention to; they contribute nothing to society but wallow in the conviction that they matter.”
(KaptainKrude) – ““Bet you wish you knew Tony Stark now, don’t you?””
4)(Kenny Moore) – “If you think we embarrassed ourselves here, just wait for the South Park episode.”
(Tom Morrow) – “Shall we offer him a Midol for his pains?”
5) (guido81_MA) – “By embarrassingly losing the suit for $1, the optometrist only made a spectacle of himself.”
(Blues Harper) – “I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you…”
6) (Brian Brandt) – “Thank God this trial is over. Now I can get back to selling expensive junk to rich, neurotic white women.”
(Joe_Miller) – ““I don’t understand why I’m here. It’s not like I made a meme.””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Bee Capu) –
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(cathymv) – “Does this lawsuit make my ass look big?”
Best Kamala:
(cathymv) – “Who do I have to blow to get out of here??!!”
Best Banter Weight:
(rodney dill) – “I just know there’s a yetanotherjohnwick joke in there somewhere.”
Best “Where’s Jackie?”:
(retired military) – “I dont know what is going on here but Joe BIden is President and I am sure he doesnt know what is going on at all.”
Best “Throbbing Mattress Kitten”:
(yetanotherjohn) – “Come to me you hot throbbing legal tomcat.”
Best Reference to a previous caption contest:
(McGeehee) – ““Gwyneth, he’ll win this case when budgies fly out of your butt.”
“Um, there’s something you need to know…””
Most Inappropriate:
Anything with the the v-word and/or candles in it.
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
