Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of March 3, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features two of the MSM’s favorite people!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Kenny Moore) – “Jill: “Do you think your wife dominates you?”
Meghan (loudly, off camera): “No, he doesn’t”.

(yetanotherjohn) – “Some day, Jill’s prince will come … but right now, he isn’t even breathing hard.

2) (McGeehee) – ““You only hate your family. I hate my entire country.”

(cathymv) – “I see its Attention Whore season

3) (Nipperdoodle) – ““I don’t know… I’m not sure your wife would be up for a foursome with Joe.”

(BluesHarper) – “Wizbang wants us to kiss.

4)(Par4Course) – “Harry: “Doctor, I have this royal pain in the ass.”
Jill: “I have one too. At least yours isn’t senile.”

(KaptainKrude) – “I wish you would stop asking me if I want a kiss. It’s never gonna happen, Mrs. Dr. Jill Biden

5) (ulley) – “It`s always been my dream to meet the singer formerly known as prince.

(RadiCalMan) – “How’s it feel to be evicted by your father? I’m workin’ on getting Hunter out of the house!

6) (Joe_Miller) – “Photo from the future: Two people in mourning.

(RockThisTown) – “One of these people is married to a preening, grifting, entitled, self-important twat. Oh wait, never mind, they both are.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – “The first rule of Fishnet Club…no one talks about Fishnet Club…

Best “Jill Biden’s Fashion Tips”:

(yetanotherjohn) – “On the upside, Jill isn’t wearing my grandma’s sofa.

Best Banter Weight:

(Rick Adams) – ““Don’t look at us!”

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(retired military) – “It’s the LGBQTIA+ calendar March centerfold

Best “Throbbing Mattress Kitten”:

(Mary Gehman) – “There once was a prince from Great Britain…
and with FLOTUS, he was clearly smitten…
And he said with a grin…
While wiping his chin…
“Come to papa, you hot mattress kitten”…

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(rodney dill) – ““So what are you going to do about your father’s coronation?”
“Well, I found this guy on the internet that has these trained attack budgies…”

Most Inappropriate:

(Tom Morrow) – “‘Jill, if you want to improve relations between our countries, you could give me a little “head” of state.’

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of March 3, 2023