Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of February 10, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the magic of Valentine’s Day.
In D.C.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – “Dr. Jill performs a tonsilectomy.

(cathymv) – “I swear to god, I just gagged and vomited at the same time, I gavomited……

2) (Kenny Moore) –

(ulley) – “Leave them they`ll soon find out this isn`t oral sex.

3) (Porkopolis) – “Get a Cloakroom!

(Par4Course) – “Can you really blame either of them?

4)(Joe_Miller) – “State of the Union or State of Two Unions?

(patriciamcc) – “YUCK!

5) (KaptainKrude) – “And with a romantic flourish, Jill’s frozen heart warmed up like a rose bush undergoing climate change as her grandmother lips met Daniel’s in a passionate kiss. “Damn,” thought Daniel as his prize finally lay within his grasp, “I don’t regret paying the extra 10% climate charge at all!”

(Rick Adams) – “Look, don’t get excited; she’s a doctor.

6) (yetanotherjohn) – “Purple people eater

(Nipperdoodle) – ““Oh, yeah! Lay it on me, baby!”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Bee Capu) –



Best Kamala:

(RadiCalMan) – “Who do I have to blow to get this beeoch off my lips!

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “…failed miserably with the Santos/Romney segment.

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(retired military) – “And like the Eagles Jill choked.

Best “Where’s Jackie?”:

(Brian Brandt) – “Meanwhile, at the podium, Joe drones on about how progressive culture is so great for our values.“”

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Wait tell she shows him the hat she picked up in London.

Most Inappropriate:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Got MILF???”


(Blues Harper) – “Is that Doug Emhoff – Jack’s brother?

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of February 10, 2023