Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of January 27, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ highlights the ability of woke citizens everywhere to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (retired military) – “Biden “There I was at the foot of the cross, right beside Mary. My word as a Biden”

2) (cathymv) – “Joe Biden Sucks

3) (ulley) – “I said you`ve been invited to the UK not Knighted.

4) (Rick Adams) – “I don’t see what the fuss is about… Biden is merely showing proper deference to the President of the United States.

5) (Kenny Moore) – “I thought this would be a meeting with Gavin, the Golden State Warrior on America.

6) (Joe_Miller) – “We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing “the” labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the President, the disabled, the college-educated. Instead, use wording such as people with mental illnesses. And use these descriptions only when clearly relevant.

— APStylebook (@APStylebook) January 26, 2023“”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Brian Brandt) – “Joe’s brain is so addled he doesn’t know that it’s supposed to be Kamala on her knees.

Best Kamala:

(RadiCalMan) – “Kamala, do we have to blow everyone to get the hell outta’ here!


(Tom Morrow) – ““Who do I have to… wait, I have to blow all these guys? Come on, man!”
Kamala: “Well I did. Twice!”

Best Banter Weight:

(Mary Gehman) – “He’s channeling his inner Colin Kaepernick…

Best Too Soon:

(RockThisTown) – “Yes Joe, Diamond died, but it wasn’t Neil Diamond.

Best Fetterman:

(yetanotherjohn) – “On the upside, Fetterman isn’t in the picture.

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(rodney dill) – “Biden: “Now David Crosby’s gone… Who’s next?”
Harris: “It’s a toss up between Willy Nelson, Dick Van Dyke, Keith Richards, and you.”

Best “Where’s Jackie?”:

(Mike) – “There I was, as JFK lay dying in my arms, and he whispered to me, so no one else could hear, “Rosebud”.“”


(guido81_MA) – “When I was a member of British Parliament, I ran the Ministry of Silly Walks. You think I’m joking, but I’m not. I was known as Lord Joe, the Duke of Tapioca. I was an Earl & an OBE, which made me an Earlobe. Not a joke.

Most Inappropriate:

(EricSteel) – “Joe demonstrates how Kamala Harris convinced him that she was the best person for Vice President.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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