This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ highlights the ability of woke citizens everywhere to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (retired military) – “Biden “There I was at the foot of the cross, right beside Mary. My word as a Biden””
2) (cathymv) – “Joe Biden Sucks”
3) (ulley) – “I said you`ve been invited to the UK not Knighted.”
4) (Rick Adams) – “I don’t see what the fuss is about… Biden is merely showing proper deference to the President of the United States.”
5) (Kenny Moore) – “I thought this would be a meeting with Gavin, the Golden State Warrior on America.”
6) (Joe_Miller) – “We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing “the” labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the President, the disabled, the college-educated. Instead, use wording such as people with mental illnesses. And use these descriptions only when clearly relevant.
— APStylebook (@APStylebook) January 26, 2023“”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Brian Brandt) – “Joe’s brain is so addled he doesn’t know that it’s supposed to be Kamala on her knees.”
Best Kamala:
(RadiCalMan) – “Kamala, do we have to blow everyone to get the hell outta’ here!”
AND
(Tom Morrow) – ““Who do I have to… wait, I have to blow all these guys? Come on, man!”
Kamala: “Well I did. Twice!””
Best Banter Weight:
(Mary Gehman) – “He’s channeling his inner Colin Kaepernick…”
Best Too Soon:
(RockThisTown) – “Yes Joe, Diamond died, but it wasn’t Neil Diamond.”
Best Fetterman:
(yetanotherjohn) – “On the upside, Fetterman isn’t in the picture.”
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(rodney dill) – “Biden: “Now David Crosby’s gone… Who’s next?”
Harris: “It’s a toss up between Willy Nelson, Dick Van Dyke, Keith Richards, and you.””
Best “Where’s Jackie?”:
(Mike) – “There I was, as JFK lay dying in my arms, and he whispered to me, so no one else could hear, “Rosebud”.“”
AND
(guido81_MA) – “When I was a member of British Parliament, I ran the Ministry of Silly Walks. You think I’m joking, but I’m not. I was known as Lord Joe, the Duke of Tapioca. I was an Earl & an OBE, which made me an Earlobe. Not a joke.”
Most Inappropriate:
(EricSteel) – “Joe demonstrates how Kamala Harris convinced him that she was the best person for Vice President.”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
