This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features inanimate objects that are destroying the country.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (retired military) – “Biden “Why am I signing these again?”
Aide “Because you are the President”
Biden “Of what?””
(EricSteel) – “How to be President for Dummies.”
2) (rodney dill) – ““These are the new improved Damfino documents.”
“What’s in ’em?”
“Damfino.””
(RockThisTown) – ““I’m working on my congratulatory letter to the new Speaker . . . Charlie McCarthy.””
3) (Bee Capu) –
(Brian Brandt) – “This page right here. That’s where Nancy stuck the line about hammer fights being legal in all 50 states.”
4)(Porkopolis) – “Book of Sob”
(Rick Adams) – ““Since I only get 10%, I only have to sign a tenth of these, right?”“”
5) (Mary Gehman) – ““So…this cannot be the complete summary of my gaffes to date…””
(Joe_Miller) – ““Here are my diplomas from every college in the world.””
6) (Mike) – ““Jill! Can you help me get the rest of these Obama selfies off my desk?””
(yetanotherjohn) – “You have to be this high to be president … I wonder if Hunter has any nose candy left so I can qualify.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(cathymv) – “How to screw Americans in 4,542 steps”
AND
(McGehee) – “Like Biden’s skull, I got nothin’.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Tom Morrow) – “Now that he’s too old to skip and jump?”
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(Paul Hooson) – “Surprises in the spending bill? A grant to Paul Hooson to write Caption Contest jokes.”
Best “Where’s Jackie?”:
(EricSteel) – “Happy July 6th! A date that will live in… you know… the thing.“”
Best Reference to a previous caption contest:
(retired military) – “Biden “Look I am telling you. I saw a budgie right here. My word as a Biden””
Most Inappropriate:
(BluesHarper) – “(BluesHarper) – “Biden: “If this were a woman I’d start sniffing about here.”“”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
