Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of January 7, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features inanimate objects that are destroying the country.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (retired military) – “Biden “Why am I signing these again?”

Aide “Because you are the President”

Biden “Of what?”

(EricSteel) – “How to be President for Dummies.

2) (rodney dill) – ““These are the new improved Damfino documents.”
“What’s in ’em?”

(RockThisTown) – ““I’m working on my congratulatory letter to the new Speaker . . . Charlie McCarthy.”

3) (Bee Capu) –

(Brian Brandt) – “This page right here. That’s where Nancy stuck the line about hammer fights being legal in all 50 states.

4)(Porkopolis) – “Book of Sob

(Rick Adams) – ““Since I only get 10%, I only have to sign a tenth of these, right?”“”

5) (Mary Gehman) – ““So…this cannot be the complete summary of my gaffes to date…”

(Joe_Miller) – ““Here are my diplomas from every college in the world.”

6) (Mike) – ““Jill! Can you help me get the rest of these Obama selfies off my desk?”

(yetanotherjohn) – “You have to be this high to be president … I wonder if Hunter has any nose candy left so I can qualify.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(cathymv) – “How to screw Americans in 4,542 steps


(McGehee) – “Like Biden’s skull, I got nothin’.

Best Banter Weight:

(Tom Morrow) – “Now that he’s too old to skip and jump?

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Paul Hooson) – “Surprises in the spending bill? A grant to Paul Hooson to write Caption Contest jokes.

Best “Where’s Jackie?”:

(EricSteel) – “Happy July 6th! A date that will live in… you know… the thing.“”

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(retired military) – “Biden “Look I am telling you. I saw a budgie right here. My word as a Biden”

Most Inappropriate:

(BluesHarper) – “(BluesHarper) – “Biden: “If this were a woman I’d start sniffing about here.”“”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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