This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the Grinch with some graft.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Joe_Miller) – ““Die Hard IS a Christmas movie!””
(Rick Adams) – “Biden: “Anything else?”
Zelensky: “Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.”
Biden: “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid. Merry Christmas.””
2) (Par4Course) – “All I want for Christmas is $45 billion.”
(EricSteel) – “Biden, “One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war.”
Zelensky, “Fine, $4 billion dollars it is. Is it still 10% to the Big Guy? Am I supposed to say that out loud?”
Biden, “Don’t worry, I’m a Democrat. The press will ignore it.””
3) (cathymv) – “Snollygosters united!!!!!”
(RadiCalMan) – “Nancy Pelosi asked me to wish you a Happy Shwanza!”
4)(Tom Morrow) – ““Don’t forget my 10%, Rooskie.””
(RockThisTown) – “Biden: “We’d like to bring American values to Ukraine.”
Zelenskyy: “No way! We don’t want $5 gas, high inflation & massive unemployment. You keep that to yourself!””
5) (Blues Harper) – “I won’t tell if you won’t, but it’ll cost ya.”
(guido81_MA) – “The US taxpayer has given you so much, but you’re worth every laundered penny of it.”
6) (Porkopolis) – “Sun Tzu…Not So Much”
(Bee Capu) –
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(retired military) – “Biden “Do you have my 10%?””
Inappropriate But Funny
(yetanotherjohn) – “If they lean in for a kiss, I’ll know this is a hallmark channel movie.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Brian Brandt) – “The “Meet-Cute” is the first thing that happens in a “Rom-com.” Some embarrassing thing happens, like Biden falling over Zelenski’s duffel bag full of money, and they argue and hate each other, but they keep meeting by accident, and at some point, they get stuck together, like getting locked in the secret meeting room of the International Insider Ten Percenter Club, and they realize that they can’t live without each other, and everyone lives happily ever after on the money from the ten percent.”
Best Christmas Song:
(Mike and Mary Gehman) – “
Mike:”Two nuts boasting by an open fire…”
Mary:Jack shit’s all they really know…
Cruel, snide remarks being slung by a liar…
Both wondering who they need to blow…
Mike:Everybody knows they’re turkeys full of crank and blow!
Cash is flowing deep and wide.
Tiny tots shivering in the cold,
’cause Mama’s heat’s turned off tonight!
Mary:Now that there’s money on the way…
For all the guns and ammo, they can pay…
And every mother’s child seems like a spy…
As Putin bends over and kisses his a$$ goodbye…
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Best Kamala:
(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here for some missiles…???” ”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
