Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 9, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features a nightmare before Christmas.
And every other holiday.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mary Gehman) – ““I’m from the government and I’m here to sniff…”

(Mike) – “Oh, the moron outside is frightful.
Sniffing hair, he deems delightful.
His IQ is lower than low…
Hey, it’s Joe! Hey, it’s Joe! Hey, it’s Joe!

2) (rodney dill) – “Joe: “I can’t open this door.”
Girls: “Its a window, Moron.”

(Tom Morrow) – ““Hey Joey, if she was such an *icon*, why haven’t we heard of her until she was arrested for breaking Russia’s drug laws?”

3) (Par4Course) – “A reminder of why Jill doesn’t usually let him wander off by himself.

(ulley) – “Oh No it`s the Abominable Snowman.

4)(2klbofun) – ““Nightmare from Pennsylvania Avenue”

(patriciamcc) – “Once a perv, always a perv.

5) (RadiCalMan) – “We went to DC on our vacation and all we got was this old codger!

(Rick Adams) – ““Dude, quit panting; you’re fogging up the window.”

6) (cathymv) – “It looks like the Zombie Apocalypse has begun

(RDOwens) – “Little Brittney exclaimed, “The neighborhood Grin(d)er is here!”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(RockThisTown) – “WARNING: Objects in window are waaaay creepier than they may appear.

Best Use of a Movie Quote

(yetanotherjohn) – “Here’s Joey

Best Song Parody:A:

(guido81_MA) – “How much is that big guy in the window
The one with the waggly brain?
10%, Jack! The cost is 10%, and I’m open for business. Not a joke.

AND

(EricSteel) – “When you were here before
Couldn’t look you in the eye
You’re just like an angel
Your hair makes me cry

You float like a feather
I’m not like a groomer
I just have short eyes
You’re hair is so special

But I’m a creep
I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doin’ here?
I don’t belong here

But I am the POTUS
Of the whole U.S.
And I am a creep
“”

Best All I want for Christmas:

(McGeehee) – “All I want for Christmas is curtains that close.

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “Best deal since Bergdahl. They got the ‘Merchant of Death,’ and we got the ‘Dribbler of Whiny Victimhood.’

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Paul Hooson) – ““I see old people!”.

AND

(Blues Harper) – “Tom’s brother, Peeping Joe.

Best Fetterman Inspired:

(yetanotherjohn) – “This is what happens when you let Fetterman plan your re-election campaign.

Best “Ho! Ho! Ho!”:

(RockThisTown) – “Ho-Ho-Ho
Now I have a machine gun AND I’m glad to see you
“”

Most Inappropriate :

(Joe_Miller) – ““Who wants to take a shower?”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 9, 2022