Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 2, 2022

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™.
Enter your best caption for the following picture:

The special categories for December:
Best Under the Tree related caption
Best Fetterman caption
Best song parody
Best use of a movie quote
Best Banter
Best Reference to a Previous Contest
Best “Ho Ho Ho” caption
Best All I want for Christmas

If we have enough in other categories, I’ll include them as well.
Winners announced Sunday. Or Monday.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 2, 2022
Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of November 25, 2022