This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the possible endorsement of the First Amendment by Twitter. If they keep it up, reward them with a new account.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Par4Course) – “President Biden picks a winner.”
(guido81_MA) – “I come from a long line of Scranton nose miners.”
2) (RadiCalMan) – “I’m trying the Nero technique, except instead of playing my lyre while Rome burns, I’m picking my nose while the whole world goes to HELL!”
(Mike) – “To recap, the votes for what we have for lunch today are four for Wendys, four for McDonalds and two for bugs!”
3) (Porkopolis) – “NATOriously Indecisive”
(retired military) – “Card on front of trousers of man with blue suit (hidden from camera)
YOU WILL LOOK THOUGHTFUL
YOU WILL NOT TAKE QUESTIONS
YOU WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING
YOU WILL STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE
YOU WILL NOT SNIFF ANYONE’S HAIR”
4)(Rick Adams) – ““Okay, everyone’s voted on the ‘Reinstate Trump’ Twitter poll, right? I don’t have to tell you which way to vote, do I?””
(Blues Harper) – “Picking the President’s brain.”
5) (Joe_Miller) – ““Macron only pawn…in game of life.””
(RockThisTown) – ““Ok, who wants to put out requests for low bids on hammers?””
6) (Vagabond661) – “Proving the Republicans wrong, Biden succesfully picks his nose.”
(Eric_Steel) – “It’s like a bad Doctor Who cosplay convention”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Mary Gehman) – ““Wait a minute…I think I found some missing ballots up here…””
Best Use of a Movie Quote
Everyone who posted the Caddyshack quote.
Best Song Parody:
(yetanotherjohn) – ““Welcome to the House subcommittee
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely race
They livin’ it up at the House Subcommittee
What a nice surprise (What a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis””
Best Banter Weight:
(RockThisTown) – “Macron: “I make a motion there be an exception for spouses””
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(rodney dill) – “If you can’t spot the token transgendered aide in the room, you’re the token transgendered aide in the room.”
Best Fetterman Inspired:
(Brian Brandt) – “Fetterman enters the room.”
Best reference to a previous caption contest:
(McGeehee) – ““I never should’ve stuffed that budgie up my nose. All those feathers are tickling me something fierce.””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
