Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of November 4, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ provides an appropriate segway between Halloween and Election Day.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Bee Capu) –

(yetanotherjohn) – “Attention New Yorkers…Don’t forget to change your clocks this Sunday and your Governor this Tuesday!

2) (Rick Adams) – ““That’ll be $24, please.” — Elon Musk

(KaptainKrude) – “A dinosaur display no one wants to glue themselves to.

3) (Kevin) – “The recent success of Hocus Pocus 2 has streamers thinking of a spin off.

(ulley) – “Loosen those strings Joe our arms are killing us.

4)(Par4Course) – “Will all the losers on stage please raise their hands.

(Everyone with a variation on “Double, double, toil and trouble”)

5) (retired military) – “Biden “You cant screw up America more than I have”

Hillary, Harris and Hochul “Here hold our beers”

(cathymv) – “Black Christmas – Coming to a theater near you:
As winter break begins, a group of leftist sisters, including Hillary Clinton and the often inebriated Kamala Harris, begin to receive anonymous, lascivious phone calls from Tony Weiner. Initially, Kamala eggs the Weiner on, but stops when he responds threateningly. Soon, Kamalas friend Hochol goes missing from the New York State Governors house, and a local failed politician is murdered, leading the women to suspect a serial killer is among them,

6) (guido81_MA) – “Shouldn’t these drag queens be dancing in a second grade classroom somewhere?

(rodney dill) – ““How many of you have slept with Bill Clinton?”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Joe_Miller) – “If they stay together, one tornado and one Kansas farm house ought to do it.

Best Use of a Movie Quote

(Brian Brandt) – ““Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, they walk into mine.”

Best Song Parody:

(McGeehee) – “Start spreadin’ the news
She’s losin’ Tuesday
Because she’s been so out of it
She’s ruined
New York!

Those sh!tty town blues
Are comin’ her way
Won’t do no good to pout of it
She’s ruined
New York!

If they can beat her there
Dems are doomed everywhere
It’s up to you
New York
New York!

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Mary Gehman) – “Overheard on the Loud-Speaker: “…would the owners of the three broomsticks double-parked out front please move them or you will be ticketed and towed to the nearest broom closet…”

Best Fetterman Inspired:

(EricSteel) – “Sometimes, in the middle of the night, I can feel you again
But I just miss you, and I just wish you were a better man
And I know why we had to say goodbye like the back of my hand
But I just miss you, and I just wish you were a better man

Best “As God Is My Witness…”:

(RockThisTown) – “As God is my witness, I thought Hillary could help.“”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of November 4, 2022