Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of November 4, 2022

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™.
Enter your best caption for the following picture:

The special categories for November:
Best Election related caption
Best Fetterman caption
Best song parody
Best use of a movie quote
Best Malarkey monologues
Best Too Early Christmas caption
Best “As God is my witness, I thought…”
Best “This one will really cause arguments at the family Thanksgiving dinner table”

If we have enough in other categories, I’ll include them as well.
Winners announced Sunday. Or Monday.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of November 4, 2022
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