This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ scared the crp out of me. Of course, I live in PA…
BTW, Spoiler: No matter how much you upvote a porn spam comment, it ain’t getting Reader’s Choice. That is all.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Paul Hooson) – ““Do you have “Paul Hooson’s Big Book Of House Fire Jokes” ?””
2) (Brian Brandt) – “Biden: “John, how do you think your wife will do in the Senate?
Fetterman: “Mrff bllaa smuff twixx.””
3) (Joe_Miller) – ““Pleased to meet you, Ms. Truss. I hear you’re doing a great job.””
4)(RadiCalMan) – “Well, we used to be a “Penny Candy” store, then we became a “Five & Dime”, then it was “Two Bits and You’re Out”, then we became a “Family Dollar”, but since you showed up, we’ve become a “Give Us All Your Money & Brandon Will Decide How Much Change You Get” store.”
5) (ulley) – “Biden could not resist haggling over the price of the invisible Yo-Yo.”
6) (Porkopolis) –
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(rodney dill) – ““How would you like to pay for that Mr. President?”
“With your taxes, same as everyday.””
Best Use of a Movie Quote
(EricSteel) – “Are you Frau Blucher?
{Horses squeal}”
AND
(Rick Adams) – “Jill Biden is just offscreen. “Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice.””
Best Song Parody:
(yetanotherjohn) – “I was working in the store, late one shift
When my ears beheld an eerie sniff
For a monster from DC, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash, he did the Bidden mash
The Bidden mash, it made the economy smash
He did the mash, it caught on in a flash
He did the mash, he did the Bidden mash
From my store in the Philly east
To the grave yard where the lefties feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from party line votes
They did the mash, they did the Bidden mash
The Bidden mash, it made the economy smash
They did the mash, it caught on in a flash
They did the mash, they did the Bidden mash
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Uncle Fester
Joe, and his son
The scene was rockin’, all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, ‘The vote defrauder Five’
They played the mash, they played the Bidden mash
The Bidden mash, it made the economy smash
They played the mash, it caught on in a flash
They played the mash, they played the monster mash
Out from his sickbed, John’s voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
Opened his mouth and shook his fist
and said “Who can make my tongue untwist?”
It’s now the mash, it’s now the Bidden mash
The Bidden mash, and made the economy smash
It’s now the mash, it caught on in a flash
It’s now the mash, it’s now the Bidden mash
Now everything’s drool, John’s a part of the band
And the Bidden Mash is the ruin of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Lurch sent you
Then you can mash, then you can Bidden mash
The Bidden mash, and made the economy smash
Then you can mash, you will catch on in a flash
Then you can mash, then you can Bidden mash
Wah-ooh, argh, Bidden mash, wah-ooh
Easy, Igor, you impetuous young boy
Argh, mash good, mm, argh
Bidden mash, wah-ooh, Bidden mash, wah-ooh”
Best Banter Weight:
(Mary Gehman) – “Which one is the Sweet Transvestite???”
AND
(RockThisTown) – “But unserious dates, guys & hookups . . . those are A-OK.”
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(Mary Gehman) – “This is truly ‘The Little Shop of Horrors”…”
AND
(McGeehee) – ““Who do I have to blow to get my friend here an audition for the next Addams Family movie?””
Most Inappropriate:
(Paul Hooson) – “When asked about his differences with Fetterman, Biden proclaims,”Well, different strokes for different folks…”.”
AND
(Retired military) – “Boy “what is the difference between an orange and Joe Biden?”
Girl “what”
Boy “One is a fruit and the other is a vegetable””
Best Stand Up Chuck/Where’s Jackie:
(Par4Course) – ““No serious dates until you’re 30.””
AND
(yetanotherjohn) – “Now listen girl, you do exactly what I tell you. Put all the bags in this money or I shoot the big guy.”
Best How Will They Explain This in 30 Years:
(Retired military) – “Dateline 2054
Teacher “Well Johnny, Joe Biden was reelected in 2024 and that is how we ended world hunger. Now be quiet and eat your soylent green like a good little them””
Best reference to a previous caption contest”:
(cathymv) – “You don’t look like a Scottish dancing girl…..”
Best Halloween Themed:
(guido81_MA) – “Trick or….the thing.”
AND
(McGeehee) – ““Trick or threat!””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
