Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of October 7, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ saw the introduction of monthly rotating caption categories. There was definite enthusiasm judging by the hours I just spent wading through over 500 captions.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (yetanotherjohn) – “Needs more cowbell

(Par4Course) – “Emphasizing that POTUS isn’t the brightest bulb in the room.

(Mary Gehman) – ““It’s the…you know…the thing… for the…you know…thing…isn’t it…???”

2) (rodney dill) – ““So this transporter will entirely disconstruct me at the molecular level and rebuild me back in the White House?”
“Well… the first part… definitely.”
“Hit it!”

(Joe_Miller) – “Joe thinks this is a cheese straightener.

(EricSteel) – “A supercomputer? You don’t say. You know when I was boy I always had to count on my fingers. One day my teacher made me put my hands in my pockets, and asked me what 5 + 5 is. Even to this day when I do it I always get 11.

3) (Porkopolis) – “Quantum of Solus

(Dusty Pitts) – “Nancy Pelosi’s botox applicator.

(Patrick_McHargue) – “/Where’s the crank to get it to play?

4)(RadiCalMan) – “Is this the Hillary “Bleach Bit” machine? My boy Hunter, could’ve used that a few years ago!

(ulley) – “How much does the invisible parrot and cage cost.

(Blues Harper) – “Democrats introduce Joe to the new Cone of Silence.

5) (Paul Hooson) – ““Is it a time machine? Can I go back and put on a condom before Hunter was conceived?”.

(Tom Morrow) – “Idiot Joey: “Oh my God! It’s a trunalimunumaprzure! I never thought I’d see one in my lifetime!”

(guido81_MA) – “WARNING! WARNING! PERVERT ALERT! PERVERT ALERT!
Oh, be quiet, you Cantankerous Clod-like Collection of Condensers, Coils and
Truindenashendubbabapresser!

6) (Rick Adams) – ““Looks like one of Hunter’s pipes…”

(cathymv) – “Step into the wayback machine Joe, we need to go wayback to Trumps term

(Nipperdoodle) – ““So, are there little mice in there that run around and make it glow?”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Brian Brandt) – “Here, put on this red shirt and we’ll beam you down.

Best Use of a Movie Quote

(guido81_MA) – “Does this thing go to eleven?

Best Song Parody:

(McGeehee) – “Hey Joe
Where ya goin’ with that pipe in yo hand
I said hey Joe
Where ya goin’ with that pipe in yo hand
I’m goin’ to see my son Hunter
He got the best crack in all the land

Best Hillary Isn’t President:

(RockThisTown) – ““No, Mr. President, I’m afraid activating the flux capacitor won’t make Hillary President, ever.”

Best Banter Weight:

(EricSteel) – “Raymond was an autistic savant. Joe can’t even count to three.

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Mary Gehman) – ““…Approaching 500 captions…I guess this Caption Generator Machine really works…Sarah is gonna be pissed…”

Best Stand Up Chuck/Where’s Jackie:

(Retired military) – “Biden “Just remember the 2 most important words about this beauty right here. ”
Woman “What 2 words”
Biden “Made in America”

Best How Will They Explain This in 30 Years:

(yetanotherjohn) – “I don’t know what it does, Elon Musk said to build it, turn it on and he would collect his trillion dollars in thirty years.

Best reference to a previous caption contest”:

(Dusty Pitts) – ““But will it keep the budgies away?”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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