Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of August 19, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features women who had way more fun than Liz Cheney this week.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mary Gehman) – “OMG! It’s a real ‘cloister-f@#$ck’…!!!

(yetanotherjohn) – “This has got to be the weirdest oxyclean commercial I have ever seen.

(rodney dill) – “Lighten up, Francis.

2) (Rick Adams) – “The next season of “Call the Midwife” is gonna be lit.

(Nipperdoodle) – ““Hey all you Islamic martyrs. This is what you have waiting for you”

(Dusty Pitts) – ““And then Biden called me Corn Pope.”

3) (RadiCalMan) – “As a sign of the times, the pope has declared his new pronoun as “she” and has taken the title of “Mother Superior”!!!

(Joe_Miller) – “Vows of Poverty now come with a cell phone and data plan.

(Par4Course) – “The Pope looks nun the worse for wear.

4)(Patrick_McHargue) – “Holy Harem!

(cathymv) – “Can’t it just be said….. Don’t we all miss Father Guido Sarducchi?

(guido81_MA) – “And I think to myself, what a nunderful life….

5) (BobMbx Ultra-Maga 4th Dan) – “Nuns prank Pope with “after the spanking” scene from “Holy Grail”

(Paul Hooson) – “Well, at least none of them are likely to inspire impure thought….

(Porkopolis) – “Latin Lover

6) (Mike) – “This is the audition for the Vatican nunnery. Runners up will have their choice of Somalia, Afghanistan, or Philadelphia!

(ulley) – “Breaking News-The Pope gate crashes Hen Night party.

(McGeehee) – ““Pope, you have bad breath.”
“I shoulda used Scope!”
“Why are you always in white?”
“It’s a trope.”
“You smell clean.”
“It’s my soap.”
“Why are you walking so fast?”
“I lope.”
“Do you use drugs?”
“I’m not a dope.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Vagabond661) – “Haven’t seen this many white sheets since the DNC convention.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(RockThisTown) – ““Wait . . . where da altar boys at?”

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(yetanotherjohn) – “The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Hillary and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in the crowd go wild with joy? The joy will not be a momentary display , but will go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice.”

Hillary replied, “I seriously doubt that with one little wave of your hand that is possible; show me.”

His Holiness then backhanded Hillary and knocked her off the stage! The crowd roared and cheered wildly and there was happiness throughout the land … and that is why Hillary will never be president.

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “Throbbing confessional kittens.

Best Kamala:

(Retired military) – “Bill Clinton “Who do I have to blow to get some of that action?”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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