This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is hopefully the last photo of a Liz Cheney campaign rally. If you can call it a rally when everyone looks like they’d rather be getting root canals…
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Brian Brandt) – “First rule of Liz Cheney Fan Club: nobody talks about Liz Cheney Fan Club.
(That’s because nobody’s in Liz Cheney Fan Club.)”
(RockThisTown) – ““Be vewy quiet. My Dad and I are hunting votes.””
2) (RadiCalMan) – “I went out hunting with my dad today and I did him one better… I shot my career through the heart.”
(yetanotherjohn) – “Maybe it is just me, but I think Liz’s new campaign slogan needs work.
“Liz, for Republicans who aren’t so stupid and racist that they support Trump.””
3) (Mike) – “We’re holding a raffle to raise campaign funds. Second place wins a hunting trip with my dad. First place doesn’t have to go!”
(EricSteel) – “You should vote for me because, Trump, Trump, Trumpty, Trump Trump. Mean Tweets. Orange Man Bad.”
4)(ulley) – “The Cher tribute act was very poor.”
(Par4Course) – “Most Wyoming GOP voters now think “Liz” is short for “Lizard.” (Caption courtesy of the 1980s “V” TV series.)”
5) (Kaptain Krude) – ““Hello Wyoming! Thank you all for donating your hard-earned money to my campaign! Whooo! And this deal just happened. Are you ready? No, I said…. ARE…. YOU…. READY? You’re not ready for this, but I’m gonna tell you anyway. You know who just endorsed me? Do you? I’ll tell you! The person who just donated to my campaign is….. AL! FRANKEN! Whoo! Hey, what are you guys doing? Oh you’re going to hoist me on your shoulders and…. no, that’s not it. Hey, where did those tar and feathers come from?”
–and we have to step aside for, um, commercial considerations (yeah, that’s it)”
(McGeehee) – ““Hello Wyoming! Thank you all for donating your hard-earned money to my campaign! Whooo! And this deal just happened. Are you ready? No, I said…. ARE…. YOU…. READY? You’re not ready for this, but I’m gonna tell you anyway. You know who just endorsed me? Do you? I’ll tell you! The person who just donated to my campaign is….. AL! FRANKEN! Whoo! Hey, what are you guys doing? Oh you’re going to hoist me on your shoulders and…. no, that’s not it. Hey, where did those tar and feathers come from?”
–and we have to step aside for, um, commercial considerations (yeah, that’s it)”
6) (Rick Adams) –
(Dusty Pitts) – ““Please clap.””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Joe_Miller) – “This is the part of her magic act where she makes her support disappear.” AND
(Retired military) – “Whats the best part of getting a blowjob from Liz Cheney? The silence”
Most Inappropriate But Too Soon:
(Paul Hooson) – I just can’t post it. You’ll have to hunt for it.
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(BluesHarper) – “All of Biden’s supporters rally to help Liz Cheney with her reelection campaign.”
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(cathymv) – “Another “blond” leftist that will never be President!!!”
Best Banter Weight:
(Mary Gehman) – “And, where’s Teddy Kennedy when we really need him to ‘scuba-d(r)ive’…???”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
