Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of July 22, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ certainly brought out a lot of enthusiasm…and male bitterness. Yikes!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rick Adams) – “Who activated the Otto Pilot?

(Porkopolis)- “QAnon Shaman guy sure cleaned-up nicely.

(Mike) – ““X-ray vision is not a gift in DC”, thought Clark, as he longed to tell Nancy Pelosi to put something lead on!

2) (Joe_Miller) – “Nobody recognizes Superman when he’s wearing glasses.

(Dusty Pitts) – ““I have come here today to chew bubble gum and kiss ass, and I’m all out of bubble gum.”

(EricSteel) – “Superman, “I’m here for Truth, Justice and the American way.”
Liz Cheney, “This is the January 6 Hearings, we are not here for any of that.”

3) (retired military) – “Man in center “It’s pretty bad when Santa delivering coal to the democrats does more to solve the energy crisis than anything the Biden WH proposes”

(guido81_MA) – “The J6 Committee brought him in, only to realize to their horror that the last phone booth was removed from the Capitol 25 years ago.

(McGeehee) – ““I’m… too sexy for my tie, too sexy for my tie, so sexy I sigh.”

4)(yetanotherjohn) – “Throbbing mattress tomcat.

(cathymv) – “Well I don’t know why I came here tonight
I’ve got the feeling that something ain’t right
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle as GQ

(patriciamcc) – “The robots’ batteries are dying.

5) (RockThisTown) – “Too much C-Span makes Clark a dull boy, or in other words, it makes him Joe.

(Paul Hooson) – ““The hearing isn’t going well for me, I’m going to take off my pants”.

(rodney dill) – “Look, Halley’s Comet!

6) (RadiCalMan) – “We are BORG! You will be Assimilated!

(ulley) – “Welcome to Madam Tussauds new House of Horrors.

(Mary Gehman) – “311 captions (and counting) for a good-looking guy that, until a couple of days ago, was living in relative obscurity and studying medicine…not bad…

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Brian Brandt) – ““. . . and after Trump grabbed the steering wheel he punched a little child in the face, strangled a puppy, and yelled, ‘Long live my monarchy!’ And I know it’s true, because my sister’s manicurist is friends with a guy who mows the lawn at a Secret Service agent’s ex-wife’s house, and she told him.”” AND

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Never Rumper? I doubt it.

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(retired military) – “In more important news today the WH Doctor assured us that Joe Biden is doing well as he cleaned his plate and held it up to show him that he had in fact done so.

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(McGeehee) – ““In this disguise no one knows I’m really Hillary Clinton!!! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!”

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “Yes, but when the J6 Emmys come out, ‘Best Hair’ will be chump change compared to ‘Best Actress’ (Representative Chaney), ‘Best Actor’ (Representative Schiff), ‘Best Producer’ (Representative Pelosi).

Best Kamala:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here…please tell me it’s him…”

Best reference to a previous caption contest”:

(RockThisTown) – “So, Mr. Pottinger, when she was walking on the beach, were Pelosi’s patatas flagrantly out in the open? Did that cause a riot similar to January 6?

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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