Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of July 8, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ sure brought out the love. Triple winners for a triple…something.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (RockThisTown) – “Someone please just shoot me if one of them starts upside-down twerkin’!

(cathymv) – “Udderly ridiculous!!

(ulley) – “Would the three ladies please leave the beach the tide is waiting to come in.

2) (Brian Brandt) – “A WELL-REGULATED swimsuit BEING necessary to the security of a free BEACH, the RIGHT of THE PEOPLE to keep and wear SPANDEX, shall not be infringed.

(Par4Course) – “Alex, I’ll take things we’d like to unsee for $1,000.

(Mike) – “What’s French for “A sack full of doorknobs”?
I don’t know either, but I bet Nancy heard it a lot!

3) (Joe_Miller) – “Inflation is just ugly!

(patriciamcc) – “There are three things in the world that deserve no mercy: hypocrisy, fraud and tyranny. Pelosi and her family are guilty of all three.

(McGeehee) – “They’re out of shape
They’re out of time
And they’re way out of touch
(The original didn’t rhyme)
They’re out of shape
They’re out of time
Out of shape
Out of time
Out of shape
Out of time

4)(RadiCalMan) – “You mean the Pope had communion with that!

(Rick Adams) – “People refer to them as “the girls,” but in this case I think “the crones” would be more apropos.

(Vagabond661) – “Inflation hits some more than others.

5) (yetanotherjohn) – “Gravity is the law ma’am, and you are busted … I mean busted big time.

(Porkopolis) – “Just a couple of old girls out for a walk.

(EricSteel) – “Theme Music…

6) (Paul Hooson) – “Ghouls night out?

(Patrick_McHargue) – “Gentle mooing is heard from the herd.

(BluesHarper) – “When Ipecac isn’t available.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – “Shave the whales.” AND

(Mary Gehman) – “…ew…

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Tom Morrow) – “The one in the middle, isn’t that the older more disgusting avocado that was hate-f***ed as catharsis, according to Weasel?
[Deadpool reference]

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(Brian Brandt) – “Meanwhile, down the beach, Biden bears his hairy legs and climbs into the life guard chair.

Release the children!

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(DustyPitts) – ““I’m so depressed. I’ve got a bad case of the Hillaries.”


“I’m starting to think I’ll never be president.”

Best Banter Weight:

(Joe_Miller) – “And over there…and I think there’s at least one back in the sand.

Best Kamala:

(retired military) – “Man on beach “Who do I have to blow for a hand grenade here?”

Best reference to a previous caption contest”:

(retired military) – “Man on beach behind them “I asked for Budgies. NOT BUZZARDS!!!”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of July 8, 2022