This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is a good reminder to reread the Declaration of Independence. Just seems relevant.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Mary Gehman) – ““Come to papa…you throbbing crib kitten…””
(yetanotherjohn) – “This week, all captions and the picture were judged to be inappropriate.”
2) (Rick Adams) – “🎵Thank heaven for little girls 🎵”
(Porkopolis) – “Vintage-styled Aviator Glasses: $105
Blazer with POTUS buttons: $2,500
Sending Air Force One to raid southern-border migrant facility for grand-kid’s diapers and formula: Priceless!”
3) (retired military) – “Girl smacks Biden in the face
Biden “What was that for?”
Girl “For spending the 10 million dollars that I have to pay back in the future””
(Vagabond661) – “When your Pedo of the Month delivery comes.” AND (Dusty Pitts) – ““Oh goody! My Sniff-of-the-Month Club package has arrived!””
4)(Brian Brandt) – “They’re getting pretty desperate when they use Biden’s pedo fixation to distract you from the gas prices.”
(Mike) – ““Oh, look! A new air freshener for my office! Let me get a sniff of that now!””
5) (Joe_Miller) – “If that’s Hunter’s illegitimate daughter, he’s probably shaking her to death.”
(EricSteel) – “Joe, “I love the smell of little girl in the morning””
6) (Tom Morrow) – ““Almost as good as the ones I used to get from Ghislaine.””
(RockThisTown) – “WARNING: Presidents in photo are creepier than they may appear.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(BluesHarper) – “Biden: “As God as my witness I thought kids could fly.””
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
Every. Single. One. Of. You.
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(guido81_MA) – “Nothing to see here, this is just Putin’s pedophilia.”
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(cathymv) – “And your name is Hillary!!?? So, you will never be president then…..”
Best Banter Weight:
(rodney dill) – “Girl: “I thought turkey’s could be President, but I was wrong too.”
Best Kamala:
(RadiCalMan) – “Come on! Kamala you’ve got to grow up!”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
