Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of July 2, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is a good reminder to reread the Declaration of Independence. Just seems relevant.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mary Gehman) – ““Come to papa…you throbbing crib kitten…”

(yetanotherjohn) – “This week, all captions and the picture were judged to be inappropriate.

2) (Rick Adams) – “🎵Thank heaven for little girls 🎵

(Porkopolis) – “Vintage-styled Aviator Glasses: $105

Blazer with POTUS buttons: $2,500

Sending Air Force One to raid southern-border migrant facility for grand-kid’s diapers and formula: Priceless!

3) (retired military) – “Girl smacks Biden in the face
Biden “What was that for?”
Girl “For spending the 10 million dollars that I have to pay back in the future”

(Vagabond661) – “When your Pedo of the Month delivery comes.” AND (Dusty Pitts) – ““Oh goody! My Sniff-of-the-Month Club package has arrived!”

4)(Brian Brandt) – “They’re getting pretty desperate when they use Biden’s pedo fixation to distract you from the gas prices.

(Mike) – ““Oh, look! A new air freshener for my office! Let me get a sniff of that now!”

5) (Joe_Miller) – “If that’s Hunter’s illegitimate daughter, he’s probably shaking her to death.

(EricSteel) – “Joe, “I love the smell of little girl in the morning”

6) (Tom Morrow) – ““Almost as good as the ones I used to get from Ghislaine.”

(RockThisTown) – “WARNING: Presidents in photo are creepier than they may appear.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(BluesHarper) – “Biden: “As God as my witness I thought kids could fly.”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

Every. Single. One. Of. You.

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(guido81_MA) – “Nothing to see here, this is just Putin’s pedophilia.

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(cathymv) – “And your name is Hillary!!?? So, you will never be president then…..

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “Girl: “I thought turkey’s could be President, but I was wrong too.

Best Kamala:

(RadiCalMan) – “Come on! Kamala you’ve got to grow up!

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of July 8, 2022
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