This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ makes me want to watch Godfather I and II again. But not III. Never III.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (rodney dill) – “You have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince.”
(Vagabond661) – “Is this how Kamala started?”
2) (Joe_Miller) – ““That’s not my ass.””
(EricSteel) – “I think he is taking the term “blow your mind” too literally.”
3) (RadiCalMan) – “In the old days we used to use the guillotine, now we just give you the kiss of death in a socialist paradise.”
(Brian Brandt) – “Macron sucks the brain out of the last conservative Frenchman.”
4)(Patrick_McHargue) – “Improper hair-sniffing form.”
(McGeehee) – ““…and after all this, ESCARGOT!””
5) (BluesHarper) – “Scuse Me… While I Kiss This Guy”
(RockThisTown) – “Macron thought bubble: “Please make my wife 20 years younger.””
6) (Paul Hooson) – “Apparently, the French have a custom of kissing men who look like Uncle Fester?”
(Porkopolis) – “Macron is ‘Lightyears’ ahead of his time.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Dusty Pitts) – ““Mmmmmm. Tastes like budgie!””
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(cathymv) – “Thats one big nut hes kissing”
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(patriciamcc) – “If Biden can get away with this hug, kiss & sniff stuff, why can’t I?”
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(retired military) – “Macron kissing another member of the Hillary will never be President club.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Mary Gehman) – “E-MAN-U-EL was a bull-frog…was not a good friend of mine…
I never understood why he kissed bald heads…it must’ve been too much wine…”
Best Kamala:
(guido81_MA) – “Inspired by the success of the American VP, Macron decides to try giving a little head.”
Best reference to a previous caption contest”:
(yetanotherjohn) – “Now we know why that kid was screaming his head off.”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
