This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that television can always reach new lows.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (RockThisTown) – “Raise your hand if you overstand this interview. Not understand, overstand.”
(Porkopolis) – “Sunset Strip Crypt”
2) (Rick Adams) – ““They’re not just Republican racist white supremacist MAGA extreme religious dominionist rightwing radicals… they’re Republican racist white supremacist ultra MAGA extreme religious dominionist rightwing radicals.””
(ulley) – “Mr President nobody has stolen your thumb it`s underneath your fingers.”
3) (DustyPitts) – ““…and so, when I finished my tour with the Beatles, I had to go to Oslo to pick up my Nobel Prize, but there were elephants on the runway so my train couldn’t leave the garage. So I had to call up to the Enterprise to see if they could beam me up, and the next thing I knew I was surrounded by all these green women…””
(Joe_Miller) – ““Hunter, I am your father.””
4)(retired military) – “In a just universe
Kimmel “Mr President. If you want to be so tough on guns when will your son Hunter be prosecuted for lying on his background check when he bought his handgun in 2018?””
(Par4Course) – “Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Carter’s favorite President.”
5) (Mike) – “Jimmy, just as sure as I’m sitting here tonight, America is in the crapper and my hand’s on the handle to flush it again!”
(EricSteel) – “What flavor of ice cream does Joe think he is holding?”
6) (cathymv) – “Say my name!! SAY IT!!! I kinda forgot it……”
(patriciamcc) – “I’m having a difficult time understanding you Joe. Do you have a translator with you?”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Mary Gehman) – ““NO…I have not seen ‘2,000 Mules’…but I have seen plenty of a$$es…””
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(RadiCalMan) – “Joe, is it true that Kamala can suck a golf ball right through a garden hose?”
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(Kaptain Krude) – ““You know, I’m something of a firearms expert myself.””
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(yetanotherjohn) – “Is that Hillary in the background on the grassy knoll? Silly Hillary, you’ll never be president no matter how many people die.”
Best LGB:
(BluesHarper) – “I’ve created the best economy ever or my name ain’t Brandon.”
Best Kamala:
(guido81_MA) – “I picked Kamala for ONE reason. ONE reason. I think you catch my drift, pal. She has that ONE qualification, it’s taken her a long way. But she hasn’t stopped cackling about refugees and everything else long enough to give me what I picked her for. I try to show her how she needs to be the VP of my VIP (wink-wink) and there she goes, laughin’ like a hyena again. It’s not a joke, man! Never frustrate the demented man with his finger on “the button”.”
Best Truth is Stranger than Fiction:
(RockThisTown) – “” . . . the really good reporters, they have to get a number of clicks on the nightly news. So instead of asking a question…it’s just, everything gets sensationalized.”
That’s not a caption. The guy who has the nuclear codes really said that.”
Best reference to a previous caption contest”:
(rodney dill) – “Joe: “What we need in this country is not gun control, but Budgie control. I hear now the Budgies have been attacking Scottish dancing lasses as they were trying to sing “Jeremiah was a Bullfrog.””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
